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37 • San Francisco, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 27–38
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 11:00pm
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs
- English, C++
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
See - a guy who makes you laugh! What you've always been looking for!
Okay, you should probably stop here - the rest of this is just drivel - boring - probably illiterate and with generally poor grammar anyway. I mean, who writes a review of themselves and doesn't put their best foot forward?
I like to travel although I've done too little of it - so far I've set foot in Australia, New Zealand, China, Czech Republic, Italy and I guess I can count Canada and Mexico although those don't seem like much of a challenge...
In my free time I have a motorcycle (I know, dangerous!) and I like to do outdoorsy stuff with friends. Hiking, camping, and hunting dolphins are some of my favorites. Also - sarcasm - amazing.
I am also good at not getting ruffled - people worry all too much about little things that just don't matter that much.
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, The Matrix (the original when you saw it for the first time and had no idea what the matrix was...), Robocop 1/2, yeah; basically nerd.
Shows: Mad Men, Dexter, just got into Breaking Bad, MacGuyver, Daily Show, Colbert Report, 30 Rock, Archer, Boardwalk Empire, Californication, Conan, Family Guy, South Park, NTSF SD SUV (seriously, see it), yeah, basically too much TV... Oh my god if you're reading this you must be terribly bored at this point.
Music: Basically anything 90's alternative-ish. Bunch of other random stuff old and new.
Food: Local good stuff in SF - bunch of it in the city, a traditional breakfast is probably my favorite meal.
Also, I had this thought the other day in the shower (the shower is also a good place for winning arguments) that they say every 7 years your body replaces all of your cells - like every 7 years you're basically made up of completely different stuff. Such a thing makes you question the nature of consciousness and individuality and all the things that make you you other than physical appearance. Like your soul gets a new vessel every 7 years - what do you think of that?
Also, if you're extremely elegant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvwN9Qy3SEs
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