I was raised in Miami, went to college at Florida State University, and after spending another 10 years in South Florida, I've come to New York to "make it" as a writer.
I'm paid to write, but I'd rather think of myself as a philosopher. As well as a pretentious dickhead.
I workout a lot and try to be super healthy. You don't have to be a fanatic yourself, but I come from Florida and being shallow is engraved in our DNA.
Oh and I have more than 10 tattoos and if you ask me what they mean be prepared for a ten minute lecture on symbolism, my family history, and my anti-war stance. See what I mean, pretentious dickhead.