I appreciate bite, reserve, enthusiasm and good judgement. If they were whip smart, rather tall and real I'd have to mind I didn't gawp, but pragmatism rules real life.
I don't take this all that seriously. Real life's the place to find chemistry. Then again, the stakes rise with every inch over 6' tall. The future is Tesco Dating (by trolley buzzer). I met their van, godamnit, on the road to Loch Rannoch & again the next day in the shadow of Schiehallion. They're as remote as they sound but it clearly wasn't far enough.
Still, I like seeing what the wind blows in. Make no mistake, I have my eye on the candy. If you make me laugh I will love you momentarily and forget you. But if you have the glint of the true co-conspirator I'm yours for the adventuring.
Meanwhile, I read you, discover you and listen to the sound of the okc pulse. I can spot a wag at a name, at a glance, at a thousand paces. If I start to drop off, a line here, a phrase there will instigate my own private eureka or make me snort my tea with laughter. In a good way for the most part. I was going to write a spoof profile then realised these were already written and more imaginatively than I ever could, by my extreme enemies.
I am radically spontaneous and ridiculously enthusiastic.
If I had three minutes left on earth, I'd probably want to spend it (family aside) like this.