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30 M Studio City, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:18am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Extra terrestrial collecting Earth information.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eventually writing up a super clever, sparse, hilarious OKCupid profile. Directing movies in the meantime.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
More like "I really love..." -- Reading people. Making movie-films. Sparking up conversations with strangers. Whipping up a delicious meal/cocktail. Advantageous thrift store shopping. Instagram photos. Aggressive cuddles.. Killing it at karaoke. Trivia. The little details. Gaming. Geeky stuff. Lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My knack for making them laugh by being a nimble mental ninja. Other than that, this beard gets lots of love.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do these lists bore anyone else? Yeah? OK, good.

Books: Rebel Without A Crew. STORY. The Giver. Ender's Game. Directing Actors. Hunter S. Thompson. Bukowski. Shel Silverstein. I don't read nearly as many books as I should, but I'm addicted to stories/facts/information/news. I devour all sorts of writings on the internet instead. Reddit and Wikipedia are amazing. Anything history I dig, especially the 40's.

Movies: ... are my life. I make them, I watch them, I live them. Bad ones and good ones. There's no way to list them all, so here's a quickie list. Casablanca, Star Wars, The Room, When Harry Met Sally, Anchorman, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, That Thing You Do!, The Life Aquatic, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Saving Private Ryan, Disney, Pixar, Tarantino. All sorts. All over the place. Love them all.

Television: House of Cards. Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad. Walking Dead. Ricky Gervais Show. True Blood. Eastbound & Down. Portlandia. The Daily Show. The Office. Family Guy. 30 Rock. Battlestar Galactica. Firefly. I even have a soft spot for the schadenfreude of shitty reality TV. Kitchen Nightmares is my guilty pleasure.

Music: Seriously varied. I'm shit at remembering band names, but I always love new suggestions.

- Folk rock like Family of the Year. Mumford & Sons. The Lumineers. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
- Ridiculous 80's with heart and soul, like Journey.
- My old soul cherishes all things Rat Pack/swing/Beatles/classic rock. Johnny Cash. Creedence Clearwater.
- Film scores from the greats like John Williams and Ennio Morricone.
- Meanwhile, you'll find me just as easily and often at a huge 3AM EDM/dubstep/DNB show.

Food: I love to cook and create. I also love trying all sorts of new cuisine and cocktails. I have a soft spot for really well made drinks and food. CONSTANTLY exploring new restaurants. (I know the best place for chicken shawerma and garlic fries in Los Angeles.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does every LA resident have a photo of themselves posing at LACMA with the lamp posts? The etymology of words and phrases, like "skin of your teeth" and "crack of dawn".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying my face off at one of the endless LA birthday/housewarming/going away/costume/screening/house/theme parties. Relaxing at home, browsing the internets, writing, watching movies and drinking coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I busted my friends balls about OK Cupid, but then signed up.

- I do hats a lot because I don't like playing with my stupid hair.

- I love theme parks, but I worry if I go too often it'll lose the magic. Like touching the wings of a butterfly.

- I am an ENFP.
You should message me if
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- You're witty, whip smart, well-spoken/written.
- You're creative.
- You're confident in who you are and what you're after.
- You're someone who has a need for verisimilitude.
- You're someone who would quickly google 'verisimilitude' if you didn't know what it means.
- You wear dresses really well and love a chance to.
- You dig bad movies.
- You dig good movies.
- You think about your Halloween costume weeks in advance.
- You can find some context clues and subjects to pull from this lengthy profile to make an interesting message/response. It's not hard. It matters.