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My self-summary
Extra terrestrial collecting Earth human relations information.
What I’m doing with my life
Eventually writing up a super clever, sparse, hilarious OKCupid profile. Directing movies in the meantime.
I’m really good at
More like "I really love..." -- Reading people. Making movie-films. Sparking up conversations with strangers. Whipping up a delicious meal/cocktail. Advantageous thrift store shopping. Instagram photos. Aggressive cuddles. Shameless karaoke. Trivia. The little details. Gaming. Geeky stuff. Lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nimble mental ninja. Other than that, the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do these lists bore anyone else? Yeah? OK, good.

Books: Shel Silverstein. Reddit and Wikipedia are amazing. Anything history I dig, especially the 40's.

Movies: ... are my life. I make them, I watch them, I live them. Bad ones and good ones. There's no way to list them all, so here's a quickie list. Casablanca, Star Wars, The Room, When Harry Met Sally, Anchorman, Jurassic Park, Back to the Future, That Thing You Do!, The Life Aquatic, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Saving Private Ryan, Disney, Pixar, Tarantino. All sorts. All over the place. Love them all.

Television: House of Cards. Game of Thrones. Breaking Bad. Walking Dead. Ricky Gervais Show. True Blood. Eastbound & Down. Portlandia. The Daily Show. The Office. Family Guy. 30 Rock. Battlestar Galactica. Firefly. I even have a soft spot for the schadenfreude of shitty reality TV. Kitchen Nightmares is my guilty pleasure.

Music: Uh... Beatles. Woodkid. Sinatra. Mumford. Journey. Johnny Cash. Seriously varied. I'm shit at remembering band names, but I always love new suggestions.

Food: I love to cook and create. I also love trying all sorts of new cuisine and cocktails. CONSTANTLY exploring new restaurants. (I know the best place for chicken shawerma and garlic fries in Los Angeles.)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does every LA resident have a photo of themselves posing at LACMA with the lamp posts? The etymology of words and phrases, like "skin of your teeth" and "crack of dawn".
On a typical Friday night I am
At one of the endless LA birthday/housewarming/going away/costume/screening/house/theme parties. Relaxing at home, browsing the internets, playing vidja games, writing, watching movies and drinking coffee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I busted my friends balls about OK Cupid, but then signed up.

- I do hats a lot because I don't like playing with my stupid hair.

- I love theme parks, but I worry if I go too often it'll lose the magic. Like touching the wings of a butterfly.

- I am an ENFP.
You should message me if
- You're witty! Funny is amazing.
- You're passionate about something.
- You're confident in who you are and what you're after.
- You're someone who has a need for verisimilitude.
- You're someone who would quickly google 'verisimilitude' if you didn't know what it means.
- You wear dresses really well and love a chance to.
- You dig bad movies.
- You dig good movies.
- You think about your Halloween costume weeks in advance.
- You like to smile, have something interesting to say and want to share it with someone's who's listening.