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Foreverbonsai

48 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Management
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Sculptor, chainsaw carver, wire and leather worker. Father of a teenaged boy. Manager and cook at a very popular and kind of famous pizzaria in Downtown Portland. Same job for twenty-four years. Cooks rule.
I'm quiet and reserved yet open and honest. Been working on my interpersonal skills for a long time and it seems to be paying off.
I'm a founding member of an art collective in inner Southeast Portland. My living situation is somewhat unusual. Work space and residence combined. I like to use power tools at odd hours.
I'm calm, collected and open minded. My hearing's a little iffy (too many power tools at odd hours) but I'm a good listener.
March '14 update! I gave up drinking alcohol for good more than a hundred days ago. No great trial and I won't be going back. I won't, however, be a jerk about it to anyone else. That would be problematic, considering the fact that I work at a pizza place/brewery and most everyone I interact with imbibes. My sobriety is my business.
On a related note, my habits and behavior are becoming far less erratic. I'm proud of myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. Well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at a thousand things. Some things I'm really, really good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mannish good looks, I guess. Followed by my understated charm. Followed by my considerable intelligence and intuition. Then my artistic ability, which is fairly vast. And then my mannish good looks again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
I love Tolkien first. Neal Stephenson. Tom Robbins. William Gibson. Clive Barker. Christopher Moore. Neil Gaiman. Even George R. R. Martin.
I like books about art. Books about philosophy and science. Books about medicine and healing. Books.
Movies:
I have too many favorite movies to list.
Shows:
I don't watch much t.v. but I liked 'Archer' and 'Battlestar Galactica' and 'Firefly'... Star Trek in most of it's incarnations. The X files. Scrubs. Twin peaks.
More lately, I've been enjoying 'Sherlock', 'Dr. Who' and 'Fringe' on the old computer, rapidly replacing the big tv I'd sworn off of. I dig public television programs and British Comedy.

Okay. Radiohead. Pink Floyd. The Beatles. Black Sabbath. White Stripes. ELO. ELP. Camper Van Beethoven. The actual Beethoven. Tribe Called Quest. Kate Bush. The Monkees. Elvis Costello. Elvis Presley. Motörhead. Peter Gabriel. Raconteurs. Rod Stewart. America. Butthole Surfers. Gary Newman. Bauhaus. Elton John. Florence and the Machine. Mott the Hoople. John Lennon. KMFDM. Paul Simon. AWOLNation. Johnny Cash. Harry Nilsson. The Clash. Bill Withers. Portishead. Garbage. Genesis. 38 Special. John Denver. Dead Kennedys. Nine Inch Nails. Depeche Mode. Temper Trap. The Cars. Motley Crüe. Willie Nelson. Beck. Berlin. Beastie Boys. Led Zeppelin. De La Soul. Rammstein. Metric. Moby. Morphine. Mozart. Three Dog Night. Crosby, Stills and Nash. Earth, Wind and Fire. Donovan. The Jackson Five. The BeeGees.
And Many, Many More.
I love music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air. Water. Food. Clothing. Shelter. Love.
No, wait...
Sex. Drugs. Rock and roll. Hedonism. Villainy. Vice.
Wait...
Sunshine. Cool friends. The respect of my peers. The ability to provide for my son. Tons of tools. Space to work.
...
Imagination. Focus. Equality. Strength. Justice. Compassion.

John Lennon told me all I really need is Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cool it would be to have a girlfriend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing whatever I feel like doing. I'm off Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's been a long time since I was part of the dating scene. I'm really out of practice. But I'm sure I'll remember.
You should message me if
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Message me for any reason you choose. Like me? Drop me a line. Wanna call me names? Do that too.