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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 5
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Has kids and doesn’t want more
English (Fluently), Dutch (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a person people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working. Sometimes I write music, sometimes I read a book. Mostly, I sleep a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Deflecting serious issues using wit and sarcasm, and I have elevated kitten petting to an art form. Ask any cat, they'll tell you. I'm rather well known in the kitten community.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No clue, never thought about it. Thanks for making me self conscious, OKCupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods, A Brief History of Time, The God Delusion, World War Z, Perdido Street Station, American Psycho, Neuromancer, The Windup Girl, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Comic Books: Sandman, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Kingdom Come

Movies: Shaun of the Dead, Stardust, May, Party Monster, Night of the Living Dead, Strange Days, Blade Runner, The Royal Tenenbaums

Shows: Strangers With Candy, Doctor Who, Being Human UK, Forever Knight, Arrested Development, Adventure Time, The Mighty Boosh, Flight of the Conchords, The Thin Blue Line, Are You Being Served?, Snuff Box, Peep Show, Futurama, Fawlty Towers, Father Ted

Music: Skinny Puppy, Aphex Twin, De/Vision, Necessary Response, Combichrist, KMFDM, Pigface, Aesthetic Perfection, Project Pitchfork, The Knife, MC Chris, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, Lyrics Born, Danger Doom, Deltron 3030, MC Frontalot, Enya, Enigma, Smashing Pumpkins, Garbage

Food: Anything Asian. Or Italian. Or food like. I'll seriously eat anything, I'm a pig.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iMac, cheap beer, synthesizers, British comedy, rainbows, porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work. It's AMAZING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once I ate an entire tube of liquid nails. It wasn't frosting like I was initially led to believe...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you like film? Of course you do. Everyone does. Man seeks woman. Must be interested in film, breathing oxygen, and converting protein intake into muscle energy.

Alright, here is a little update. I realize we probably won't have everything in common. I personally think that is part of the charm of meeting someone new. Sharing interests, getting to know each other. Swapping musical tastes and telling each other about THAT MOVIE YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE. I thrive on it, and I think it's what make the human experience unique. Just because you don't like my music or books, don't use it as an excuse to not message me. Because odds are, I won't message you first. I'll just look at your profile a dozen times and like it.