Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alright, there's a lot of crap down there for you to read now. In
theory, all that stuff is what you came here to read. To put it
plainly - I'm comically blunt. I discuss and debate from dawn to
dusk. I'll disagree with you, tell you what I think, hear what you
think, debate the reasoning behind it and better understand where
you're coming from, all the while - not likely changing what I
think. It's a fluid process, this whole conversation thing. It is
with me, anyway. I'm here for friends. We moved here from Cali and
haven't been terrible social in the REAL world, so we're doing this
whole internet thing. Talk to me and you might get a cookie. Or a
tantalizingly engaging conversation. Depends on your ability to
turn a phrase. Or hold a sentence. Or type legibly. Or breathe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pissing off my wife. Extracting laughter from your mouth hole.
Violently assaulting present company with logic and reason.
Browsing Reddit & Imgur. Killing n00bs. Especially killing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Bald. Every. Single. Time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Idk about favorite, but I super enjoyed "The Hero and the Crown"
waaaaay back when. Also DESTROYED some "Dragonlance Chronicles". I
mostly read investment books now, because I like money and I want
more of it. I want to bury it, water it and grow more of it. In
some circles, that qualifies me as old, but Ce la Vie. Fav Movies
include: Big Fish, What Dreams May Come, V for Vendetta (before it
was cool), Nightmare Before Christmas (also before it hit Hot
Topic), and some others that I can't remember right now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make more money. What I will spend all that awesome money
on. Why don't I have more money? Oh, yah. Kids. How to kill n00bs
in video games. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Flossing colla's. Pimpin' dolla's and the like. Mostly what I'm
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Publicly on the internet to anyone and everyone that can click a
link or do a google search? I'm naked under my clothes. I promise,
that's deeper than you're giving it credit for. Think about it. Get
back to me. That's your homework.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want an honest opinion on whether or not those pants make you
look fat or that fat makes you look fat. My personal feelings on
weight: Sexy is all in the attitude, GRLFREND! YA HERR?! HIGH FIVE!
Or you could message me if you want to talk to my wife. That's
usually what happens. Blunt honesty doesn't make a lot of friends.
Thankfully, I cover it up with a lot of snarky humor. If you're an
OPEN person, or into the LS, or know what a unicorn is, we'd love
to talk with you.
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