If you find you are failing miserably at the internet dating and want to know why, log into Reddit and find the /r/OkCupid subreddit so you can get some helpful constructive feedback on your own profile.
So if I browsed you, and you're wondering why... It's probably because someone forwarded me a link to your profile in IRC and said, "How about this one?"
But esp. send a message to /u/broligarchy and tell her what a babe she is.
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Having had a few dates off of OkCrazy now, and based on the feedback I have received from women after picking their brains on their overall OkC user experience I won't be sending out introductory messages/IM's any longer. This is not meant to sound cynical, it's just far less stress.
Women on OkC are drinking from the digital firehose apparently and suffer an onslaught of IM's and over-capacity inboxes.
So any cleverly handcrafted introduction I send out is likely to get lost in a sea of, "OMG GURL U SO FINE I GOT 2 HIT DAT!!", or all the rocket surgeons who send out, "Sup? Holla!", and the creative masterminds that like to fire off copy/paste messages to every single woman on OkC within a 300 mile radius like a Xerox machine gone haywire.
If you find me interesting, and you see I've browsed your profile, please feel free to break the, "Guys should always make first contact." stereotype and drop me a message. I'll always take the time to respond in an articulate and amusing fashion.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled internet dating jackassery...
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Trophy winning unstoppable asphalt juggernaut by day... Hard hitting stripe-wearing rulebook-throwing roller-skating-ref who blows whistles at women by night.