Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why hello there! My name is Carlos and I really do hate writing
these but so do most people so there is that. Ice officially,
broken. I am currently a Library Tech over at Barry University
though I do wish to get myself a job as a real librarian someday. I
also write and work for WeareChaoticNeutral.com as a horror and
fantasy writer and am hoping to make that take off someday.
I have written my first book which I self published called "The
Pandoran Artifacts: The Aces Are Drawn" a horror novel/short story
collection that I hope to have on Kindle as soon as I can sort
through the stuffs.
I am a study in contradictions. I am both incredibly shy but also
an extrovert who is, so I am told, fairly decent at holding
conversations. I can be morbid and cynical one moment and
psychotically cheerful and optimistic the next. I can be silly or
serious depending on when you catch me and how much sleep I have
had. Modest and chivalrous but also perverted with a love for
innuendo and the ability to withstand mental assault that would
make lesser men’s minds wither.
I am a proud Nerd who loves Dungeons and Dragons, Role-playing
games and board games. I casually play the Legend of the Five Rings
card game (Go Crane Clan!) I love video games with RPG’s and
strategy games being my favorite and I absolutely adore good
writing and story in the games I play. My music taste are all over
the place though I must admit I am not a huge fan of attending
concerts unless it’s one of my favorite bands. Large crowds of
strangers and very loud noise are not a thing I enjoy so I tend to
avoid them where possible. Sadly this means most concerts tend to
be more stressful then pleasurable for me.
I love stories and myths, pure and simple, which is why I love Neil
Gaiman's writing. I enjoy most reading in general though (Hence the
Librarian thing). I love watching movies of all sorts though I must
confess to being a bit of a sci-fi/action junkie. I am fairly
political and tend to swing to the left on most issues so be warned
on that aspect. I have little tolerance for Randian Objectivist
lack of compassion in romantic partners so if that is you, then
while we might be friends, I doubt any sort of long term romantic
thing can develop. Because work, writing and my weekly tabletop
games (That keep me sane and social) take up a lot of my time I am
not really the sort who goes out much. I promise comfort, calm and
a certain level of dependability so if you are looking for a Manic
Pixie Dream Boy to whisk you off on an adventure, then this old
Taurus might not be for you.
I have a pretty awesome group of friends and while I never mind
adding to that collection I have joined this dating site primarily
for aforementioned dating and possibly casual encounters (Though I
am far less trustful of those) . So if we are talking there is a
pretty good chance that the thought of dating has at the very least
crossed my mind. I tend to be very straightforward and logical when
it comes to relationship type stuff (Sometimes to my detriment) so
if you see us getting no further then friends please just out and
say it. When one person thinks they are chatting and the other is
enduring what they believe is an elaborate courtship ritual nobody
ends up winning in the end. Except maybe terrorist. Yeah they are
probably pretty ok with that.
((Other note: Yeah the picture is old as hell. I don’t photograph
well or often though I am looking to replace it. Roughly still what
I look like though.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I am working at Barry University as a Library Technician
and working to get my Master’s and become a Librarian proper. I
also write as Enrique Bedlam on Wearechaoticneutral.com and am
hoping to put out a book as well as continue to grow our business
with my friends online and on the convention scene.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a pretty good singer and talker when I want to be and have
been told I am quite persuasive. I have a strange mind when it
comes to idea’s so I tend to have interesting perspectives on most
things which when added to my ability to remember what I read and
read people makes me awesome at strategic and deception based board
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well physically I am a large man with long hair, a beard and a loud
booming baritone voice so that draws a fair deal of attention.
Personality wise, I have been told I can be incredibly friendly and
polite to near psychotic levels (Mostly when working because retail
has ruined me I say.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. Books eh? Brace Yourself….list is coming. Anything by Neil Gaiman
or George Orwell
, The Harry Potter
Ice and Fire
, The Lord of the Rings
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
, the Timothy Zahn Star Wars
, Junot Diaz
(I know he only wrote
like 2 books but I LOVE THEM), Canterbury Tales
, the Fairy Queen
and a whole bunch of other books here and again.
B. Wow, I have a lot. Ok..hmm. All the Star Wars
, Star Trek
and Lord of the Rings
, anything by Mel Brooks
or Monty Python
. The Thirteenth Warrior
, Repo The Genetic Opera
(AND COMENTARY the Musical) and Kingdom of Heaven
C. Many. Phantom of The Opera
. Jesus Christ Superstar
(The musical not the band) are good. I love Nerdcore
rap so Mc Frontalot
are favorites as are the epic rap battle
guys. Also a
fan of Weird Al
. I enjoy the Ditty Bops
, Ingrid Michalson
, Fiona Apple
, Regina Spektor
, The Birthday
, Miracle of Sound, Malukah and most covers of video
game and soundtrack music.
D. Mexican, Asian and Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Games, My sister, Fantasy, Movies, Jackets/Button down
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Daydreaming mostly :) I do alot of that. That or trying to plan
things for later because I am an overly complicated man when it
comes to plans and logic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well I usually work on Friday so Friday is more of a concept of
that one night I have off and can relax. Video games, out with
friends (Either gaming or having epic pop culture debates) or maybe
watching a show or movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh, I guess you would need to message me to find that out. Though I
guess I can confess the uncanny ability to learn songs that I
despise after only a few hearings and occasionally find myself
singing along to them. Very embarrassing at work when someone
points out you are accurately singing along with Miley Cyrus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost if you read what I wrote. If reading and
long-winded rambling are a turn-off then it’s not looking
If you feel you are honest and communicative when it comes to
relationships and are more willing to make dating a diplomatic
negotiation then a guessing game.
If you like dirty and nerdy jokes and things.
If you feel going to a convention then watching Firefly or Babylon
5 would be an ideal weekend.
If you like board games and tabletop games.
Or if you have anything fun or witty to talk to me about. I always
do love a good conversation.
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