No. I refuse. Instead I will write what the heck I'm doing on this website.

I really don't have time to date anyone. Unless you are honestly truely ok with only seeing me once a week, romance just isn't going to happen right now. However, what I would like is someone who is up, and free on Monday and Tuesday nights, in my area, to have a drink with and hang out with. As right now I work nights and those days are my weekends, and currently am not fond of bartenders giving me the "Aren't you a little young to be this dedicated of an alchoholic?" eye. I just really can't handle that alone.

Currently I am working as a Night Guard downtown, but I'm working towards supporting myself with my writing career. I'm in the midst of working on a novel, I fight rapier on Wednesdays, and I'm trying to rearrange my work schedual so I can perform in a few more plays. Unfortunately though I have many skills, I'm afraid that teleportation is not yet among them. You know, yet. I'm working on it.

would "stabbing people" be the wrong thing to say here? I enjoy sword fighting a lot. (For the curious, I mainly do Historical SCA Rapier fighting, but I've also participated in Boffer events, Collegiate Fencing, Stage Combat, and Historical Re-enactments. What can I say? I'm an addict.) I would like to say that I'm really good at writing, but as I have not yet sold a book that would seem a bit well, pretentious.

From the comments I'm getting, apparently my legs are the first thing that are noticed, but that is probably just the photo. This is generally not a question I go around asking people, or answering for other people. What an odd thing to put on this site. I wonder why it's on here.

Oh, oh dear. I hope you have a lot of time on your hands because I could talk abouut books, movies, shows, and food for ever. I generally don't talk about music, mostly because I'm really bad at names of bands and I know one day I'll say the lead singer of Motley Crue is really the Lead Singer of Iron Maiden and then will be summerarily executed by the masses.

The Quick and Dirty Book List (Or what I am reading currently):
Sword and Blood (It's the Three Musketeers with Vampires)
The Name of the Wind
The Garden of Eden (an unfinished Novel by Hemmingway)
The Black Moth

Favorite Films of the moment that I am writing this:
Mirror Mask
Knight's Tale
Princess Bride
Casablanca
Captain Blood
Kung Fu Hustle
Midnight In Paris

TV Shows:
Futurama
Twilight Zone
Danny Phantom
Invader Zim
Angel/ Buffy (Angel more, I think its a better written show)
Once Upon A Time
10th Kingdom
(If you can't tell I'm kind of on a Fantasy Kick. I have been since I was seven. I apologize for nothing.)

Also Comics:
Transmetropoliton (Just picked it up)
Books of Magic
Swamp Thing
Hellblazer
House of Mystery
Sandman

I really like Vertigo, but it's starting to freak me out when I pick up a new comic story line and there is John Constantine. Though there are worse fates that being stalked by a smug chain smoking blond British magnificent bastard, I don't recall that working out very well for anyone in the history of ever.

Friends, Fighting, and Feasting. Also Books. And Movies. And a notebook--oh and also a pencil. Wait, that's seven. I guess I don't really need to eat...

The stories I'm working on. My friends, you know what they're doing, if they are well, if they are sick of me yet--that kind of thing. Why Capo Ferro is the worst Rapier technique in the world. No, really, it is. Also how many times I've heard Destreza puns made by people who don't fight with a sword.

Working, unfortunately. One day however, the drunks at my parking garage will kidnap me away from my post and take me away. They tell me this every Friday. Or at least I think that's what they are saying, it's just so hard to tell between the swaying and the slurring.

is that after I have had about three drinks in me, I know the secrets of the universe and will tell anybody them. So long as they ask the right questions. Yes, I turn into that mysterious cryptic dues ex machina character at the beginnning of every quest. They had to come from somewhere.

-If you like sword fighting
-You wish to learn sword fighting
-You are willing to fight me at 3 am in a Walmart parking lot. (Target is OK too, but Walmart tends not to ask questions.)
-You have more books in your house than shelf space.
-You have broken a bookshelf because of the weight of the books you squeezed on to the shelves.
-You have Mondays and Tuesdays free
-You stay up to ungodly hours of the night
-You have adventures on a regular basis.
-You don't mind long rambling literary conversations.
-You happen to be Chris Hemsworth or Richard Armitage.
-You like extraordinarily long walks.