Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
would "stabbing people" be the wrong thing to say here? I enjoy
sword fighting a lot.
(For the curious, I mainly do Historical SCA Rapier fighting, but
I've also participated in Boffer events, Collegiate Fencing, Stage
Combat, and Historical Re-enactments. What can I say? I'm an
I would like to say that I'm really good at writing, but as I have
not yet sold a book that would seem a bit well, pretentious, and we
can't have that. Pretentiousness is very unattractive, I've been
I can cook reasonably well, but only one dish at a time. So as long
as you don't mind the veggies coming about 15 minutes after the
main dish, sure I can cook. I also have, as a souvenir from an
ex-something or another (don't ask, because I'll tell you.) a
series of odd dishes that sound like they shouldn't go together,
but surprisingly do. I also make the best Mac and Cheese on the
Talking. Also. Except when my brain launches ahead of my tongue,
and I trip all over my words. Happens all the time... But it's
hilarious so that's okay.
I can also make up lyrics to songs when I forget the words. I can
be very convincing, so remember to call me on it when I get it
wrong. Else, you'll be singing my version. :D