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24 M Ankeny, IA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:06pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly other
When drinking
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
This is really outdated. I'm sure I'll get around to updating it soon enough but whatever.

- I have an extremely sarcastic/dark sense of humour
-Unusual dates are always far more interesting in my opinion, movies and dinner just seems so plain. Going to an apple orchard, a local concert, some odd social event, or just sitting at the state fair people watching and giggling to ourselves as people walk by, that sounds like far more fun.
-I seem to gravitate towards more extroverted people as it seems to balance me out.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hoping to be a professional penguin choreographer within 5 years. They've got the talent, they just need someone to show them how to dance. Planet earth stole all my talent

Outside that, I'm planning on moving out of the US soon and decide what and where sounds interesting
I’m really good at
awkward silences, laughing at inappropriate times, spoiling surprises, nodding intelligibly, sarcasm, staring contests.
The first things people usually notice about me
probably my tattoos, I have a 3/4 sleeve, a calf sleeve, and a chest piece. along with other smaller ones

Either that, or if I happen to be sporting my beard, that would be the first thing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like a lot of weird psychological thriller movies like Pi, the fountain, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, falling down, memento, things like that. I love pretty much any wes anderson or darren aronofsky movie

I don't really watch tv, just shows that are suggested to me.
Dollhouse, Mad men, Mystery science theater, Firefly, Archer, The Universe, Weeds, Bob's burgers, Nova Science, Arrested Development, game of thrones

City of Saints and Mad Men, HP lovecraft, Franz Kafka, James vandermeer, t.s. eliot, jack kerouac, dylan thomas, Hemingway

The Avett brothers, Bouncing Souls, ryan adams, Blink 182, frightened rabbit, yeasayer, radiohead, death cab for cutie, Iron and Wine City and colour, William elliot whitmore, modest mouse, bright eyes, Down to Nothing, Parkway Drive, Bury your dead, the devil wears prada, oh, sleeper, for today, new found glory, many more super obscure hipster bands that I was the very first person to listen to
The six things I could never do without
music, my guitar, books, a camera, intelligent conversation. I'd say I would be fine without marijuana, but it would just suck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I could accomplish if I did something instead of thinking about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually just hanging out with friends, listening to music or making fun of bad made for tv movies, Mystery Science Theater style. If there are any good concerts within an hour I'm probably there.

I'm not a huge college bar kind of guy but I enjoy going out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're not shy and want to know more about me