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FortuitousC

31 F Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I often find myself in bizarre and very funny situations, and usually by accident. Last summer, I visited the Great Wall of China (in the pouring rain) and came face to face with...a donkey. No one else I was with saw it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working as a researcher (I'm a big data nerd) and just finished my Master's degree in health policy.
I’m really good at
Being in a strange place at the right time. Or being in a perfectly normal place at a strange time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not entirely sure about this one - blue eyes? Tall-ish? Hair that sometimes changes color?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read all the time and am constantly looking to find new stuff. Just finished The Wisdom of Whores, 11/22/63, and the first three Song of Ice and Fire books.

I recently binge-watched the Wire, and it just blew me away. Also love Parks & Rec, Mad Men, Veronica Mars, Freaks & Geeks and How I Met Your Mother.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
-- curiosity
-- bacon
-- a large body of water to swim in (pool/lake/ocean, etc.)
-- my kindle
-- randomness (or fortuitousness?)
-- long walks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
when/why the bathroom selfie became a standard profile photo option
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In an alternate universe, I would either be a stunt car driver or a lounge singer.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like a whip-smart woman who is slightly loud, occasionally offensive and a bit of a klutz.