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25 Savannah, GA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:18am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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25-year-old creatively-driven straight man with a penchant for all things technical, logical, and tangible, despite love of art and theater. Yes sir, I'm still trying to figure it all out myself.

Very optimistic about life, but I don't show it. I guess it's a cool confidence. Moodiness is damn near intolerable, but sarcasm and skepticism are sexy.

I don't like to play mind games and am blunt about things when I do say something. That's why I'm also drawn to strong personalities however they may be configured.

Mind over matter.

Big Steelers fan.

Huge video game nerd. Currently playing the shit out of Team Fortress 2, but my repertoire is extensive.

Occult shit is interesting. I was really into astrology when I was battling depression, so I know my entire star chart and the star charts of most of my friends and ex-lovers. Speaking of which, when I do get depressed, I seclude myself (which is bad for me normally) and put my mind on everything bigger than me and my problems - not just the occult, but also regarding "big" sciences like meteorology and astronomy. The latter is what I would study if I were a scientist - I know a lot of random astronomy trivia already. ;)

I'm a walking contradiction, and I ain't got no right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at the most American Japanese restaurant in the world and preparing for a future permanently working in a theater. That, and playing whatever video game interests me at the time.

Friend me on Steam: lambent_viper
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Looking like an asshole when I brag.

(but I have lots of talents)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
With their eyes, they see my own eyes. Some have said they get lost in them and use exorbitant adjectives to describe them. They also see my features and deduce that I'm at least five years younger than I am (it's extremely frustrating).

With their ears, they hear the deepest masculine voice they ever heard, which clashes with my visible aspects. Some fall in love while others are freaked out.

With their touch, they feel soft skin and really thick hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read plays and horror fiction. That's really all; nothing major.

I have no passion for any specific movie or movies. I'll always have a soft spot for Batman, though, except for Joel Schumacher's atrocities. I'll watch anything but will never understand why people care so much about movies.

I love Archer. Girls and gay men I know have tried to hook me onto American Horror Story, and it's good, but I don't fit the apparent demographic.

I listen to random songs and music off Youtube and enjoy most of it. More famous artists I regularly listen to are Green Day, Gorillaz, Goldfinger, Queen, and System of a Down, in addition to almost everything electronic or electronic-influenced.

I eat everything you say is edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Objectives in life
The other sex
Problems to solve
The best of EDM: Pendulum, Deadmau5, Infected Mushroom, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How humans will never know everything about outer space, how they are millennia from discovering everything in their our own galaxy, and how even the Milky Way is an insignificant speck in the grand void of existence.

What I would do if supernatural beings tried to test me in a trial of agony.

What to say to that beautiful woman over there, and if she's as odd as me.

Inspiration for works of fiction.

What loadout to try and possibly master in Team Fortress 2.

How satisfied I would be to live in the Mass Effect universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games and socializing to the best of my ability.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I modified this page way too many times.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You fancy yourself intelligent, sarcastic, and/or dark.
You're passionate to the point of violence...or not.
You feel intrigued by me in any way. I eat flattery for dessert.