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25 M Savannah, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:42am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why hello. A friendly greeting is how every conversation should start. I trust a glancing over my profile isn't as far as it will get with you. We're in an era in which women can make the first move now, so embrace it. ;)

I'm not very happy with my main pic, but fuck it. I'm not photographed very often, and it's the best one I have on this site. I'm capable of looking much better and put a lot of stock into my appearance, or at least as much as I can given my budget.

I live downtown with two women, neither of which is related to me. I have tons of female friends, so that's not why I'm here. My heart wants one woman it can elevate, value, and love over everyone else. My mind wants a woman who is witty, intelligent, a great conversationalist, and who has a great sense of humor. My penis wants what a penis wants.

One extremely important footnote. I'm looking for something straightforward, open, and honest. No baggage to clog the terminal. That means no exes you may still have feelings for, no male admirers who could be a problem, and NO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS. I have horrible luck with women who take a shine to me only to have them crumble away because a secret boyfriend or admirer found out about me. Don't try that shit with me again or I'll vomit; a man can only trust so much and have it torn to shreds before he becomes a husk.

I work at a Japanese restaurant as I seek to begin a career in voice over work and voice acting. I'm not a moron, so I didn't jet to New York immediately or something like that.

I write well, but I don't like to read novels or any other form of fiction. I especially hate reading poems. Paradoxically, I like hearing them read (or sung).

I need to at least feel like I'm high society. I'm far from it in actuality, but I love most "cultured" things, namely art exhibits, plays (I have a BA in Theater), music recitals, operas, and anything else you can reasonably consider part of the high society lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I already explained this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Performing vocal gymnastics within the bass/baritone range
- Writing
- Making tea (but not drinking it)
- Dry observational humor
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my posture, or my aptitude for formal wear; I also have the deepest, most powerful voice most people I know have heard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I couldn't name any favorite movies, but I can say that I do enjoy the good ones. And some ones that other might say are bad.

I looooooooove Archer. Funniest show I've ever seen. I don't follow much TV other than that.

I sample music from everywhere, but my favorite genre is EDM. Artists from that realm I like include Daft Punk, Pendulum, Infected Mushroom, Zomboy, Kill the Noise, Madeon, Krewella, and Deadmau5. I tend to really love ska punk, a subgenre of alternate rock, every time I listen to it. Green Day, an alternate rock group, changed my life as a teenager, and they will always be one of my favorites because of that.

I love food, but I'm a carnivore. I also really like bananas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Coffee
2. Internet
3. Music
4. My acute ability to reason
5. My near-perfect vision
6. My independence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How people who give general answers, such as "I like all kinds of music," "I eat everything," or "I think about all kinds of stuff," are actually afraid of being judged.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Riding the bus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Fame Monster is not only a brilliant album by Lady Gaga, but one of the most underrated albums of the 21st century in any genre.

Either that, or I have some pretty kinky fetishes that are blossoming.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're a woman. That's always a plus.

- You're adventurous to the point that you'd drag me to literal places I never visited (let's start with anywhere outside the eastern time zone of the U.S.).

- You don't have children.

- Intelligence arouses you.

- You're any sexuality that makes human males viable to you.

- You find anything in common with me.