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25 Savannah, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intellectual. What I mean is my brain is my strongest muscle. I'll die on the vine if I'm not mentally stimulated.

I'm a dichotomy of personalities. In many respects, I'm jaded and cynical toward life, but I actively strive to use my creativity, which requires that I put aside my cynicism and view the world like a child. I still make plenty of sarcastic quips that go over the heads of some people around me, so to the uninitiated I'm weird or serious. Some may adopt the weirdness moniker as a badge of honor, but I don't fit that bill. I recognize I'm not like many other people, but I still feel very normal. I guess that's what you might call "self-assured" and "confident."

I loathe bragging, so I don't do it. But I won't hide who I am for the sake of anyone else.

Intentionally misspelling words as in chatspeak is difficult for me to do. I don't talk like that audibly, so why should I write like that? I'd have to consciously do something that isn't me for whatever reason. I don't see how it's a thing and never have.

My username on this website is the result of me looking at my keyboard, letting my eyes rest on the "F" key, and typing the first thing that came to mind. If I could, I'd give myself a more thoughtful name now, such as "SpilledCoffee," which is the name I gave myself on Steam. That name holds some real-world significance to me.

If you know what Steam is, awesome. If you're a part of it too, even better.

If not, Steam in a nutshell is a PC game hosting service. I have a decent library of games built up, and the game I play the most right now is Team Fortress 2. I have other games I love more, though, which I detail below.

Like I alluded to before, I strive to be creative. I zeroed in on stage and film production and am an aspiring actor. If I can't create something, I have trouble doing it. Simply put, I look to buck the trend with anything I do and would not be caught dead actively copying or rehashing the work of another. I have very powerful thoughts and feelings on the entertainment industry at large and would love a good discussion regarding that.

I directed a play for a paying audience once before, however, and that was the most fulfilling thing I'd ever done. I discovered a lot about myself in the process, especially that I'm an actor's director. I had absolute control over the entire process in that case, but if I could only do one thing having to do with directing a play, it'd be casting it. I casted a group of wonderful actors for the play I directed and owe them every piece of credit for the critical success it garnered. The feeling of getting it right is amazing. Plus, I have a sadistic streak that perversely enjoys watching other people have emotional breakdowns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have lots of skills regarding stage and film work, but much of those were the result of hard work and dedication. I could very easily be a mathematician or any type of scientist if I wanted, though, and I'm told to have exceptional writing skills.

No indoor pest survives when it enters my vision.

One of my biggest hidden talents is going down on a woman. I'm dead serious - I never had a woman walk away from me disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whatever it was that compelled you to read my profile is probably what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
For fiction, I tend to linger online. I like the smell of a library as much as any paperback enthusiast, but I don't remember the last time I read a book for fun. In my youth, I would dabble in writing fan fictions and the like, though nothing weird or creepy. My works are lost to the oceans of cyberspace, but they were experimental works that I only hoped were readable.

Favorite movies of mine tend to be movies I'd often see when the weather outside is frightful and I'm sick as a dog. Ghostbusters and other classic comedies, The Fugitive (starring Harrison Ford), Disney Pixar's earlier films, It's a Wonderful Life (I ALWAYS cry at that one), every live-action Batman movie ever made for various reasons, the Indiana Jones trilogy, and Singin' In the Rain starring Gene Kelly.

I wonder what "shows" are. If this site means TV, then Archer. If it means plays, it's a list too great to place here. If it means operas, how should I know, but I like the sound and love seeing them live. If it means art galleries, they all have merit to me. If it means promiscuous happenings during Spring Break, no comment.

I'm a tiny metalhead, but I still love the genre just the same. That said, I couldn't tell the difference between Fangs of Hell and Column of Crimson if you begged me to do so (yes, I just made those band names up). I'll listen to Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath, "Dream On" by Aerosmith (literally just that one song), Guns 'N' Roses, and a little bit of AC/DC mixed in with Deep Purple. Alternative rock and ska punk are two of my favorite sub-genres of rock, and Green Day and Goldfinger are my favorite bands in each respective genre. However, I'm a major fan of EDM and experimental electronic music. Infected Mushroom, Pendulum, Deadmau5, and Knife Party are just four of the major EDM artists I love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nah.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to say in any given social situation.

Super powers.

The awe the universe gives me and the depression of the knowledge that I will barely know anything about it when I die.

How I can brighten someone's day (this is a work-in-progress, but I'm getting there).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for dozens of people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a masochist and a willing slave, but I don't necessarily need a relationship like that to be satisfied.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a bold, undaunted woman. Obvious, if you message me, but I don't mix with old-fashioned "I'm a pretty flower" types very well.

And no, I don't want to just be friends.