Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live with a gay couple, half of which is a longtime friend.
They're amazing people and one of the most loving couples I ever
I have a BA in Theater and adore math and science.
I have one good photo on this site. It's the one you see up ^^^
I hate when people are boastful. Let me judge how good you
I love Spencer's. It's a sublime store, held back only by being
generally too small.
I'm quite sexual but still too inexperienced.
I either love or hate every musical ever written, and 95% of them
are in the hate category.
I'm not interested in men or in couples on this site. Don't bother
if you belong to either group.
I'm clean-shaven 99.9% of the time. I hate my facial hair. If I let
it grow, something's wrong with my emotional state and I need help
I smell great 90% of the time. The other 10% I'm just okay.
My biggest turn-off is a bad-smelling person.
I'm hopelessly addicted to coffee.
I'm more likely to view an antique item as quaint, ugly, and a
waste of money than anything good. I'm eternally fascinated by the
I'm a huge astronomy fanatic.
I love all social situations, but especially formal and semi-formal
occasions. I'm a unique extrovert.
My voice is very deep. I sound like Lou Cariou.
I'm enamored with boxer dogs.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm acting, directing, and working in a hotel. I love it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Resisting the urge to brag, but I'll do it since you asked.
I'm praised for my acting by some, but the day I consider myself
good enough is the day I stop improving. I do know I'm capable of
being dramatic or comedic, Shakespearean or Disney channel, and I
love exploring the minds of dark or disturbed characters.
I can deconstruct someone else's theatrical work like the most
thorough critic. I saw a production of Doctor Faustus at SCAD
recently that felt 6 hours long and made me want to shoot
Any left-brained activity under the sun, especially linear algebra
and other simple maths.
Writing - it's my first love and possibly my biggest talent. I'm
not really trying to write well here. This goes for fiction and
Cunnilingus - I'll find your spot, don't worry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually viewed as docile and naive. Every single person I ever
met is shocked when they learn my age and I'm guessing other things
about me. It's a curse and a testament to how looks can be
deceiving and how people let them influence their opinions of a
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
N/A. I haven't read a book for recreation since I was in elementary
school. Do Shakespearean plays count?
The Empire Strikes Back
The Lord of the Rings, all three
Good Night, and Good Luck
It's a Wonderful Life
Singin' In the Rain
Every live-action Batman movie ever made since 1989, for various
American Horror Story
and that's it
but sometimes South Park
and various game shows so I can unleash the extent of my
frustrations on the idiotic contestants.
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
reasons to be pretty by Neil LaBute
Richard III by William Shakespeare
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street by Stephen
Hamlet by William Shakespeare
The Phantom of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Lady Gaga's first two albums exclusively
SYSTEM OF A DOWN
I don't care, just feed me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My own morbid curiosity
Pretty women, fascinating, sipping coffee, dancing
People to argue with
People to love and respect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My own weaknesses and whether to accept them or improve on
The hugely depressing fact that humanity may never know the
complete contents of our own galaxy and have yet to map out the
ocean floors, followed by the realization that there is still
plenty of room for curiosity and always will be.
What I should say to an attractive woman.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
2. Engaging in light social interactions
3. Engaging in more raucous social interactions
4. Sitting in my underwear at the computer
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know what you want sexually. In many ways I'm still finding
myself, and I prefer not to have to bring someone up to my level
anymore. In other words, corrupt me; I'm eager. I find that
intelligence goes hand-in-hand with this mentality, so I don't
think my specifying my attraction to intelligence is necessary, but
I am very much attracted to smart and witty women as well.
If you want to shower praise and flattery on me too, though, I
always welcome that. ;)
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