Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intellectual. What I mean is my brain is my strongest
muscle. I'll die on the vine if I'm not mentally stimulated.
I'm a dichotomy of personalities. In many respects, I'm jaded and
cynical toward life, but I actively strive to use my creativity,
which requires that I put aside my cynicism and view the world like
a child. I still make plenty of sarcastic quips that go over the
heads of some people around me, so to the uninitiated I'm weird or
serious. Some may adopt the weirdness moniker as a badge of honor,
but I don't fit that bill. I recognize I'm not like many other
people, but I still feel very normal. I guess that's what you might
call "self-assured" and "confident."
I loathe bragging, so I don't do it. But I won't hide who I am for
the sake of anyone else.
Intentionally misspelling words as in chatspeak is difficult for me
to do. I don't talk like that audibly, so why should I write like
that? I'd have to consciously do something that isn't me for
whatever reason. I don't see how it's a thing and never have.
My username on this website is the result of me looking at my
keyboard, letting my eyes rest on the "F" key, and typing the first
thing that came to mind. If I could, I'd give myself a more
thoughtful name now, such as "SpilledCoffee." That name holds some
real-world significance to me.
Like I alluded to before, I strive to be creative. I zeroed in on
stage and film production and am an aspiring actor. If I can't
create something, I have trouble doing it. Simply put, I look to
buck the trend with anything I do and would not be caught dead
actively copying or rehashing the work of another. I have very
powerful thoughts and feelings on the entertainment industry at
large and would love a good discussion regarding that.
I directed a play for a paying audience once before, however, and
that was the most fulfilling thing I'd ever done. I discovered a
lot about myself in the process, especially that I'm an actor's
director. I had absolute control over the entire process in that
case, but if I could only do one thing having to do with directing
a play, it'd be casting it. I casted a group of wonderful actors
for the play I directed and owe them every piece of credit for the
critical success it garnered. The feeling of getting it right is
amazing. Plus, I have a sadistic streak that perversely enjoys
watching other people have emotional breakdowns.
I have strong feelings on many social issues and politics, but I
won't show them much, if ever. I touch on them later in this
What I’m doing with my life
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Welcoming tourists and businessmen to Georgia and cleaning up after
them in a luxury hotel, with acting and writing on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have lots of skills regarding stage and film work, but much of
those were the result of hard work and dedication. I could very
easily be a mathematician or any type of scientist if I wanted,
though, and I'm told to have exceptional writing skills.
No indoor pest survives when it enters my vision.
One of my biggest hidden talents is going down on a woman. I'm dead
serious - I never had a woman walk away from me disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books. I read digital fiction, but nothing worth
mentioning. I'm proud to say I never touched Harry Potter in my
Movies - No definite favorites, but my preferences aren't common.
I'm not a frequent movie-goer.
Shows - I still don't know exactly what this one means. I don't
watch TV, but I adore Archer whenever I can watch it; it's
extremely hilarious and I encourage anyone who hasn't seen it to
fix that. I'm not generally fond of musicals, but I like Stephen
Sondheim productions and Phantom of the Opera.
Music - As we speak, I'm treating myself to some Electro Swing.
It's an extremely underappreciated genre, but marvelous. It'll be
everywhere when we experience a revival of the 20s starting in
2020, mark my words. Caravan Palace is my favorite electro-swing
group. Ska punk is my second-favorite music genre. After that, I'm
all about nearly all subgenres of electronic music, a little metal,
and occasionally some alternative rock, pop, and wacky genres you
didn't know existed. I don't like a lot of country with the
exception of a few songs and consider most modern rap to be useless
Video games are a major part of my life too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My functioning hands and fingers
Flattery and respect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues and politics, which segue into something even bigger:
corruption of the human mind and character, which leads to a lot of
deceit to support ulterior motives. It's safe to say humanity is
filled with liars. Politicians lie, and with the support of an
uneducated populace and bought-out/biased media, American politics
have become a massive joke.
I have no concern for the tenuous and vapid social issues of our
day, fabricated by feminism or any sex-specific movement relating
to men. Religion and cult life is lost on me. I could never
surrender my free will to a hive-mind group-think, even though I
was raised a devout Christian.
I also think about how funny cats are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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You're a bold, undaunted woman. I don't mix with old-fashioned "I'm
a pretty flower" types very well, and I tend to abhor
You aren't intimidated by my vocabulary. Even though some of what I
typed might make me look like a cynical asshole, it's only because
I can't help analyzing the world in-depth. I see a lot of ugly, but
I see beauty that outweighs it. I made it my mission in life to
completely uncover that beauty. I sniff roses and admire paintings.
I have a great sense of humor and regularly belly-laugh at things
that tickle my funny bone. My acting forte is the comedic side
character, in fact. I'll make you laugh in 10 minutes if you let
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