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25 M Savannah, GA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My personal challenge is to not use the self-summary to describe myself and still do an adequate job of painting a picture.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a Japanese restaurant and brown-nosing the boss.

Trying to get a job working in the arts.

Fantasizing and sometimes acting upon sexual/romantic relationships.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Performing arts
- Singing bass; it's a work in progress.
- Thinking something into existence.
- Writing, in general.
- Throwing parties, though I don't get to do it often.
- Unmentionable secret deeds you'd have to message me to get you to tell them (or I'd just do them if and when we're together); messaging me doesn't guarantee I'll answer query regarding this.
- Criticizing anything objectively, even your grand college thesis.
- Working in a restaurant efficiently.
- Lots of other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- My voice vibrates the deepest recesses of your psyche and either turns you on or freaks you out.
- My eyes are emerald portals to a secret land of love.
- My personality is STRONG; if someone sees me silently sitting somewhere, they could assume I'm 15, but that falls apart with an explosion when he or she knows me for five minutes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books; only comical blurbs and the occasional news story, real or satirical. I read digital copies of horror stories all year long to get my fiction fix. P.S., I feel strongly that horror gets watered down significantly whenever any bozo with too much money tries to take the genre to film. In writing, it's one of the very few genres worth reading. On a screen, it's usually comical.

I'm not a film buff, but I like to pretend I am. When I look at my list of favorite movies and see that they're all the types of films men watch, enjoy, and talk about all the time, it makes me feel a little less special. I will defend Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy to the death. Peculiar movies I like to watch include Sleepless in Seattle, Pride and Prejudice, and some (not all) movie musicals. I like all genres to an extent except contemporary comedies and horror films; there is always way better comedy in shorter snippets elsewhere, and the horror genre is sometimes even funnier than the movies that try to be funny.

Way better comedy in shorter snippets means Archer. It's the funniest show to ever be placed on TV. I'll occasionally watch other mature animated comedies too. I watch football religiously when I can; I'm a huge Steelers fan. One of my gay male friends showed me American Horror Story one time and I thought it was pretty good, but I haven't gone back to it in part because dramas, no matter how good, simply never hold me, and in part because the only people who ever talk about it are women and gay men. It's still good, but I only saw the second season (Asylum, I think, if you're a fan), and that season fell apart as it progressed.

As I'm writing this, I'm listening to Deadmau5's newest album, "while(1<2)." I listen to music more than I watch movies and TV combined. Scrolling through my music collection, I'm finding Infected Mushroom, Green Day, Alex Giudici, zAllex, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Kill the Noise, Feed Me, Daft Punk, Two Steps From Hell, John Williams (the film composer), Miracle of Sound, Malukah, Harry Gregson-Williams, Marilyn Manson, Scatman John, Nine Inch Nails, Saki Kaskas, Haddaway (what is love?), Replay Sunyo, Jamiroquai, Kanye West, Skrillex, Aviators, Captain Jack, Xenogenocide, Document One, Zomboy, Kathy Brown, Pendulum, Goldfinger, and a host of others. I also listen to various long music mixes consisting of relaxing chill-out music, dance music, metal dubstep, and other electronic-sounding genres of music on Youtube.

Anyone who is passionate about food to the point of actually making it a point of compatibility in a love relationship has more than a few screws loose.

It must be said that I love video games. Any game everyone says they love is probably something I've played.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Caffeine - I'm addicted
2. Money - it'd be hard to function without it
3. Food for my ego - it's big, but delicate; stroke gently please
4. Sexual release - please don't act so shocked
5. Clothes in winter
6. Hmm..........tacos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nice try; my thoughts are my own except to a select few.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing from a long work day, with or without someone else. I love company, though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm secretly a big-hearted person, a generous soul, and a bottle of love. My heart hurts when I see an animal mistreated, and I give money to anyone until they cross me.
You should message me if
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I had a list here, but I realized it made me look like an asshole. I promise I'm actually not an asshole.