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25 Savannah, GA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 4:27pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intellectual. What I mean is my brain is my strongest muscle. I'll die on the vine if I'm not mentally stimulated.

I'm a dichotomy of personalities. In many respects, I'm jaded and cynical toward life, but I actively strive to use my creativity, which requires that I put aside my cynicism and view the world like a child. I still make plenty of sarcastic quips that go over the heads of some people around me, so to the uninitiated I'm weird or serious. Some may adopt the weirdness moniker as a badge of honor, but I don't fit that bill. I recognize I'm not like many other people, but I still feel very normal. I guess that's what you might call "self-assured" and "confident."

I loathe bragging, so I don't do it. But I won't hide who I am for the sake of anyone else.

Intentionally misspelling words as in chatspeak is difficult for me to do. I don't talk like that audibly, so why should I write like that? I'd have to consciously do something that isn't me for whatever reason. I don't see how it's a thing and never have.

My username on this website is the result of me looking at my keyboard, letting my eyes rest on the "F" key, and typing the first thing that came to mind. If I could, I'd give myself a more thoughtful name now, such as "SpilledCoffee." That name holds some real-world significance to me.

Like I alluded to before, I strive to be creative. I zeroed in on stage and film production and am an aspiring actor. If I can't create something, I have trouble doing it. Simply put, I look to buck the trend with anything I do and would not be caught dead actively copying or rehashing the work of another. I have very powerful thoughts and feelings on the entertainment industry at large and would love a good discussion regarding that.

I directed a play for a paying audience once before, however, and that was the most fulfilling thing I'd ever done. I discovered a lot about myself in the process, especially that I'm an actor's director. I had absolute control over the entire process in that case, but if I could only do one thing having to do with directing a play, it'd be casting it. I casted a group of wonderful actors for the play I directed and owe them every piece of credit for the critical success it garnered. The feeling of getting it right is amazing. Plus, I have a sadistic streak that perversely enjoys watching other people have emotional breakdowns.

I have strong feelings on many social issues and politics, but I won't show them much, if ever. I touch on them later in this profile.

Finally, I have zero interest in committing. I'm very happy being independent, and not surrendering my free will to the whims of someone else does not mean I don't like that person. I look down on the sassy types who think they're being bad bitches by demanding a man give them everything. They won't get shit from me or any man who's worth his salt. I'm drawn to equally independent women who have their own priorities, just as I have mine. Don't assume I don't care because I don't disrupt my own life to care for your every whim. My affection is genuine, and not a necessity.
What I’m doing with my life
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Welcoming tourists and businessmen to Georgia and cleaning up after them in a luxury hotel, with acting and writing on the side.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have lots of skills regarding stage and film work, but much of those were the result of hard work and dedication. I could very easily be a mathematician or any type of scientist if I wanted, though, and I'm told to have exceptional writing skills.

No indoor pest survives when it enters my vision.

One of my biggest hidden talents is going down on a woman. I'm dead serious - I never had a woman walk away from me disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Whatever it was that compelled you to read my profile is probably what people first notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books. I read digital fiction, but nothing worth mentioning. I'm proud to say I never touched Harry Potter in my life.

Movies - No definite favorites, but my preferences aren't common. I'm not a frequent movie-goer.

Shows - I still don't know exactly what this one means. I don't watch TV, but I adore Archer whenever I can watch it; it's extremely hilarious and I encourage anyone who hasn't seen it to fix that. I'm not generally fond of musicals, but I like Stephen Sondheim productions and Phantom of the Opera.

Music - As we speak, I'm treating myself to some Electro Swing. It's an extremely underappreciated genre, but marvelous. It'll be everywhere when we experience a revival of the 20s starting in 2020, mark my words. Caravan Palace is my favorite electro-swing group. Ska punk is my second-favorite music genre. After that, I'm all about nearly all subgenres of electronic music, a little metal, and occasionally some alternative rock, pop, and wacky genres you didn't know existed. I don't like a lot of country with the exception of a few songs and consider most modern rap to be useless noise.

Video games are a major part of my life too.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Undiscovered knowledge
My functioning hands and fingers
Flattery and respect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social issues and politics, which segue into something even bigger: corruption of the human mind and character, which leads to a lot of deceit to support ulterior motives. It's safe to say humanity is filled with liars. Politicians lie, and with the support of an uneducated populace and bought-out/biased media, American politics have become a massive joke.

I have no concern for the tenuous and vapid social issues of our day, fabricated by feminism or any sex-specific movement relating to men. Religion and cult life is lost on me. I could never surrender my free will to a hive-mind group-think, even though I was raised a devout Christian.

I also think about how funny cats are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
You should message me if
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I guess this is where I post what I'm looking for.

Physically, I'm not picky. There's at least one thing really sexy about most women.

Mentally, please be around my level. I want random conversations that branch off on diverse paths as we lie in bed together. I want a sharp wit that can respond to my quips with more sarcasm at a split-second pace. If that can't happen, at least don't be stupid.

Also, please be sexually confident. All the above might not matter if you're afraid to place a finger on my junk, especially since I know what I'm doing with you.