Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an intellectual. What I mean is my brain is my strongest
muscle. I'll die on the vine if I'm not mentally stimulated.
I'm a dichotomy of personalities. In many respects, I'm jaded and
cynical toward life, but I actively strive to use my creativity,
which requires that I put aside my cynicism and view the world like
a child. I still make plenty of sarcastic quips that go over the
heads of some people around me, so to the uninitiated I'm weird or
serious. Some may adopt the weirdness moniker as a badge of honor,
but I don't fit that bill. I recognize I'm not like many other
people, but I still feel very normal. I guess that's what you might
call "self-assured" and "confident."
I loathe bragging, so I don't do it. But I won't hide who I am for
the sake of anyone else.
Intentionally misspelling words as in chatspeak is difficult for me
to do. I don't talk like that audibly, so why should I write like
that? I'd have to consciously do something that isn't me for
whatever reason. I don't see how it's a thing and never have.
My username on this website is the result of me looking at my
keyboard, letting my eyes rest on the "F" key, and typing the first
thing that came to mind. If I could, I'd give myself a more
thoughtful name now, such as "SpilledCoffee," which is the name I
gave myself on Steam. That name holds some real-world significance
If you know what Steam is, awesome. If you're a part of it too,
If not, Steam in a nutshell is a PC game hosting service. I have a
decent library of games built up, and the game I play the most
right now is Team Fortress 2. I have other games I love more,
though, which I detail below.
Like I alluded to before, I strive to be creative. I zeroed in on
stage and film production and am an aspiring actor. If I can't
create something, I have trouble doing it. Simply put, I look to
buck the trend with anything I do and would not be caught dead
actively copying or rehashing the work of another. I have very
powerful thoughts and feelings on the entertainment industry at
large and would love a good discussion regarding that.
I directed a play for a paying audience once before, however, and
that was the most fulfilling thing I'd ever done. I discovered a
lot about myself in the process, especially that I'm an actor's
director. I had absolute control over the entire process in that
case, but if I could only do one thing having to do with directing
a play, it'd be casting it. I casted a group of wonderful actors
for the play I directed and owe them every piece of credit for the
critical success it garnered. The feeling of getting it right is
amazing. Plus, I have a sadistic streak that perversely enjoys
watching other people have emotional breakdowns.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have lots of skills regarding stage and film work, but much of
those were the result of hard work and dedication. I could very
easily be a mathematician or any type of scientist if I wanted,
though, and I'm told to have exceptional writing skills.
No indoor pest survives when it enters my vision.
One of my biggest hidden talents is going down on a woman. I'm dead
serious - I never had a woman walk away from me disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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For fiction, I tend to linger online. I like the smell of a library
as much as any paperback enthusiast, but I don't remember the last
time I read a book for fun. In my youth, I would dabble in writing
fan fictions and the like, though nothing weird or creepy. My works
are lost to the oceans of cyberspace, but they were experimental
works that I only hoped were readable.
Favorite movies of mine tend to be movies I'd often see when the
weather outside is frightful and I'm sick as a dog. Ghostbusters
and other classic comedies, The Fugitive (starring Harrison Ford),
Disney Pixar's earlier films, It's a Wonderful Life (I ALWAYS cry
at that one), every live-action Batman movie ever made for various
reasons, the Indiana Jones trilogy, and Singin' In the Rain
starring Gene Kelly.
I wonder what "shows" are. If this site means TV, then Archer. If
it means plays, it's a list too great to place here. If it means
operas, how should I know, but I like the sound and love seeing
them live. If it means art galleries, they all have merit to me. If
it means promiscuous happenings during Spring Break, no
I'm a tiny metalhead, but I still love the genre just the same.
That said, I couldn't tell the difference between Fangs of Hell and
Column of Crimson if you begged me to do so (yes, I just made those
band names up). I'll listen to Metallica, Megadeth, Black Sabbath,
"Dream On" by Aerosmith (literally just that one song), Guns 'N'
Roses, and a little bit of AC/DC mixed in with Deep Purple.
Alternative rock and ska punk are two of my favorite sub-genres of
rock, and Green Day and Goldfinger are my favorite bands in each
respective genre. However, I'm a major fan of EDM and experimental
electronic music. Infected Mushroom, Pendulum, Deadmau5, and Knife
Party are just four of the major EDM artists I love.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to say in any given social situation.
The awe the universe gives me and the depression of the knowledge
that I will barely know anything about it when I die.
How I can brighten someone's day (this is a work-in-progress, but
I'm getting there).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking for dozens of people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a masochist and a willing slave, but I don't necessarily need a
relationship like that to be satisfied.
You should message me if
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You're a bold, undaunted woman. Obvious, if you message me, but I
don't mix with old-fashioned "I'm a pretty flower" types very
And no, I don't want to just be friends.
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