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FoulShotz

31 M Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am cynical, talkative, and thirsty.

I finished law school at NYU and am now working as an assistant production editor, and working on continuing to hopefully work as a writer.

I'm into pop culture and trivia - movies, music, TV, books, and sports, and miscellany.

I'm a fan of the Mets, Knicks, Rangers, Bills, Syracuse, and Blackburn Rovers, and Manchester City because Blackburn are so bad.

I like making mix CDs and mix tapes, preferably for road trips, but also for people's birthdays.

I like beer, in particular India Pale Ales, whiskey, and gin, particularly in gin and tonics.

I'm afraid of poison, don't poison me.

Listening to currently: Jenny Lewis, Cymbols Eat Guitars, Ty Segall, "Show and Tell" by Al Wilson, Clean Bandit, Perfume Geninus

I also started writing a book years ago that changes subjects once in a while but never seems to advance that far.

I collected snow globes growing up.

I hate Carlos Mencia (does anyone remember who he is anymore?), Adobe Acrobat, and shoelaces.

Attempting to run...I used to run cross country and be very decent at it but now I'm pretty much just trying to run as much as I can convince myself to...

More than that, I love to walk, anywhere, and everywhere, by myself, and with other people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
...in progress...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia

The most notable achievement of my life is probably winning two game shows, Cash Cab and The World Series of Pop Culture on VH1, along with my teammates. This almost makes me an E-List celebrity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hard to say, having never noticed myself for the first time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Including, but certainly not limited to...

Books: The Sun Also Rises, Catch 22, The Power and the Glory, Absalom, Absalom, High Fidelity, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Snow Crash.

Movies: Apocalypse Now, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Boogie Nights, Dazed and Confused

TV: Simpsons, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Wire, Sopranos, Parks and Recreation, Community, Archer, Flight of the Conchords, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mad Men, The Office, Veronica Mars, Party Down, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Revenge, New Girl

Music: The Clash, The Smiths, The Jam, The White Stripes, Pavement, R.E.M., CCR, Weezer, The Libertines, The Pixies, Phoenix, Supergrass, Blur, Spoon, Franz Ferdinand, "In The Meantime" by Spacehog, "Kiss with a Fist" by Florence and the Machine, "Carrie Ann" by The Hollies and so many more.

Food: Steak, ahi tuna, chocolate shakes and black and white cookies. Not at the same time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my music collection, The Colbert Report, London Calling, baseball, TV on DVD/Netflix, beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why it's so hard to find dried fruit without sugar added.
How the Mets can build a team that can win a pennant.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, or in and not about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tried to ironically like romantic comedies and Disney Channel shows, and now find myself really wanting to see them.
You should message me if
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If you want to find out more about me, or perhaps more accurately, more about things I like.