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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 19
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I work for a small telephony corporation as a software engineer. It's not terribly exciting, but there is something endearingly quaint about telephones. I don't take anything seriously. I paint. I spend most every waking minute not at work making music no one wants to hear, or soldering stuff together to better make music no one wants to hear, or traveling to places to play music for people who don't want to hear it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in offices. Musicing almost everywhere. Fucking where convenient. Painting where it has been strictly forbidden. Apparently, you can be very arrested for that.

If you wanna listen:
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wasting time, getting last minute stuff done well, tying my shoes, pretending to be sober, having a good time, being persuasive, making love to you, I can snap all four finger on both hands really quickly like a machine gun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I was just told that you will notice my eyes and smile. Then I was told that is cheesy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Dr. Stangelove, Pink Flamingos, Dead Alive, Tetsuo the Ironman.

Music: Punk, Noise, Sound Collage, Dub, Juke, Ghetto Tech, Breakcore, Hip-hop (especially Turntablism).

Books: Ray Bradbury, Frank Herbert, Philip K Dick, Carl Sagan, Pornography, Backs of cereal boxes

Food: Italian, Mediterranean, Thai, Indian, Fried Chicken
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Music
3. Sex
4. Cthulu
5. ....
6. Profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it means to be an adult. How I'm going to pay rent this month. Where did I put my keys? Does this sound/look right? Sex. Food. Is it really better to own it on vinyl? How can I get this for free? Why do we still bother with systems of measurement other than metric?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a punk show or something. probably drunk.

or acting in the radio serial DR. NIGHT-PIG:
You should message me if
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You have something to say. Preferably, something I want to hear.