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  • Ages 18-36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:16pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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Preface: I am terrible at filling in these blasted introspective rants. Describing myself is like teaching nuclear physics to a duck; hopefully any readings of the following won't be the cause of any aneurysms.

Despite my intense cynicism I can be fairly optimistic, despite being misanthropic I do enjoy the company of people, I have rather severe depression, but I possess an active sense of humour, albeit a dark and obtuse one. So, dichotomous, really.

I procrastinate, I daydream, I have a complicated relationship with my sense of self. I sometimes find myself being the devil's advocate, yet I would rather remain silent and be thought of a fool than open my mouth and remove all doubt.

I don't care to involve myself with political movements or organised religions; I understand the appeal, but ultimately find more satisfaction with free agency over my beliefs. I tend not to flourish when under the thrall of boisterous autodidacts.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Constantly toeing those fine lines between decadence, indulgence, and voluntary simplicity.

Debating the merits of pursuing various postgraduate qualifications. (Read: mortgaging my future)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
According to my résumé, a LOT.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My physical properties.

That I am a human degaussing loop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Art: Dadaist, Surrealist, Abstract, Impressionist.

Books: Non-fiction, academic journals, graphic novels.

Films: Utter trash, decent comedy, obscure pictures.

Food: Protein, complex carbohydrates, unsaturated fats.

Music: Whichever songs happen to make my ears happy.

TV: Awful cartoons, British humour, documentaries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red wine
The internet
Hot showers
Air conditioning
Hedonistic debauchery
Proper use of the English language
Intellectual discourse, because I am an elitist, apparently

Yes, that's seven. Whatever, I'm high maintenance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being benevolent-ish dictator for life.

Starting my own cult/religion.

Kittens, puppies, and other cute animals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either being a hermit, likely indulging in some light decadence;

Or with like-minded friends, engaging in filthy debauchery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once appeared on the highly unpopular 77 kronor banknote in Sweden. Seriously, check Wikipedia. Actually, don't. They insist on having things like 'references' and 'citations'. Pfft.

I am genuinely frightened of clowns. Mankind's ultimate disdain for sanity.
You should message me if
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You can see no good reason not to message me, which, let's face it, you can't.