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31 Somerville, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:41am
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Other (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As far as work's concerned - I work at a strategy consulting firm. as far as what i want to be when I grow up, maybe a chef/restaurant owner, maybe a writer, maybe a singer/songwriter (well.... maybe not the singer part - stage fright can be paralyzing!!!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
a lot of things... or so people tell me....
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite food usually involves the food "rhomboid" as it was explained to me - sugar, salt, fat and alcohol.
just kidding: anything involving chocolate, cheese alcohol and spices is good.
I'm a fan of most kinds of music - classical and opera often put me to sleep, but everything else is great
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cooking utensils, food, chocolate, guitar, writing implements, friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the complexities of life, food, music, photography, totally trivial things, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.... i think of a lot of different things a lot of the time...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
cooking, partying or spending an evening with wine and a movie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this one time I..... Hah! good luck getting me to admit that here!
You should message me if
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you're fun to talk to, you would like to get to know me better, I intrigue you, and you can't seem to figure me out.

I feel like an additional part of this profile should be "you should NOT message me if" - my response here would be "you're going to use some lame line like 'OMG you are gorgeous' (no i'm not being egotistical, I actually have gotten messages that say JUST that) - that's all thanks to my parents, not something I did or didn't do."

Basically, message me if you have something interesting to talk to me about, or something that will actually grab my attention. And no, cheesy lines translated into any of the languages i speak will not work, especially not when they didn't work in English.
Send me a message that I can have a real response to. A one word message is also not considered a full message, as I have nothing other than "hi" to say to a message that says just that. If you like my profile, scathing as it is, tell me what you like about it. Just saying you like my profile isn't going to give me enough insight into what i should talk to you about.
Additionally, since I can and do speak multiple languages either fluently or disastrously, depending on the language, I appreciate honesty - if you cannot speak a language fluently, then switch to one that you can, or learn to speak fluently. I understand that when you first learn to speak a language it can be hard to get things right 100% of the time, but don't claim to speak a language fluently unless you truly can. That just makes me wonder what else you are lying about.