the V girl iz a mysterious mystery wrapped in a shiny holographic foil that nullifies radar, mind reading and polka dancing. her enigmatic ways defy logic, reason and the Scientology movement...baffling the most big brained science making folks with really loud and sparkly equipment (because those ARE the bestest ones - you know.)

a wonderful and amazing soul - very deserving of all the happiness in the world. I would gladly beat someone with their own pants for her to have it.

what can I say...his dry wit...his clever repartee....the choice and considered bon mots...a social genius of the first order! oh wait a minnit...this is THAT Bill...ohhhh...yeah, he's a goofball.