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Fractal_Boy

23 Madison, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I do a decent job at convincing the world I'm an adult, what with a full-time job and dental. I also buy my own groceries.

I do comedy to shatter that illusion. It is one of the few things that really makes my life worth living. I wouldn't give it up for the world.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Graduated college in 2014 and moved to Madison for a job. It's going okay so far, but I don't really identify myself by my day job.

I like to spend most of my free time doing stand up comedy. That's how I met most of my friends after moving to Madison. Comedians are the best people to hang out if you just like to mess around a lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mouth trumpet. I used to play trombone, but I think this is a bit more rewarding.

I'm good at my day job, which involves computers, but I don't really like talking about it. It's not a very exciting conversation topic anyway!

As I mentioned, I do stand up comedy. I like to think I'm pretty good at it!

Decent at tennis and basketball, but I've never been all that athletic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually polishing off a big 'ole carrot.

Many people have told me I look like Paul Rudd. I usually say I disagree, but he's handsome, so I'll take that as a compliment!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse Five, A Tale of Two Cities, The Taming of the Shrew, The Great Gatsby, Consider the Lobster, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Godel Escher Bach, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Movies:
Rosemary's Baby, Rushmore, The Master, The Conversation, Cool Hand Luke, Chinatown, Inherent Vice, Men In Black, Back to the Future

Shows:
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Comedy Bang Bang, Columbo, Star Trek, Jeopardy, Twin Peaks, True Detective

Music:
Astrid and Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Thelonius Monk, The White Stripes, St. Vincent, Krill, Speedy Ortiz, Of Montreal, The Smiths, The Beach Boys, Talking Heads, Grizzly Bear, Beirut, Ava Luna, The Shins

Food:
If I had an unlimited supply of mozzarella sticks for the rest of my life, I would be a happy man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Comedy
2. Someone who gets my sense of humor
3. Routine
4. Amazon Prime
5. Mode of transport other than walking/running
6. A little project of some sort
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where is the beef?

New jokes, or at least what I find funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I will probably relax with some TV after a long week. If I do go out, I'll sit at the bar at the comedy club, watch whoever is there that week, or just chat with other comedians.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to joke around.

You remember the name of the NFL team from Tennessee. I forgot their name and I've been trying to think of it for the longest time!

You're into Bossa Nova. (Secret: everyone's into Bossa Nova, they just don't know it yet)