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23 Madison, WI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
May 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Pretty big dork over here.

Correction to my profile: it should say boy instead of man.
What I’m doing with my life
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Recently graduated college and moved to Madison for a job. I guess that makes me "career-oriented". I think I'm just oriented in whatever direction that will make me money! If it's west, I'll go all the way to New York! (Who said I had to take the shortest route? I'm all about the journey)

Don't have that many friends yet in this strange town because I left 'em all back on the east coast.

In my free time, I try to perform stand up comedy in as many open mics as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mouth trumpet. I used to play trombone, but I think this is a bit more rewarding.

I was in my college's sketch comedy troupe, so I think I'm pretty good at being funny. If you don't believe me, I have one thing to say: knock knock.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually polishing off a big 'ole carrot.

Many people have told me I look like Paul Rudd. I usually say I disagree, but he's handsome, so I'll take that as a compliment!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse Five, A Tale of Two Cities, The Taming of the Shrew, The Great Gatsby, Consider the Lobster, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Godel Escher Bach, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future, Men in Black, Fargo, Wet Hot American Summer, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine, Rushmore, Rosemary's Baby, Palo Alto, Boyhood

Breaking Bad, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Comedy Bang Bang, Columbo, Star Trek, Jeopardy, Twin Peaks, MST3K, Comedy Bang Bang. Nathan For You, Broad City, Garfunkel and Oates

Astrid and Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Thelonius Monk, The White Stripes, St. Vincent, Krill, Speedy Ortiz, Of Montreal, The Smiths, Beach Boys, Talking Heads, Grizzly Bear, Beirut, Ava Luna, The Shins

If I had an unlimited supply of mozzarella sticks for the rest of my life, I would be a happy man.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Television, computer, intelligence (cause you can't get by with just looks), looks, humor, and sleep*

Oh, and those crappy microwavable sandwiches from 7 Eleven.

*Sleep may be replaced by caffeine**

**I sometimes have a paradoxical reaction to caffeine ( (If you are unfamiliar))
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where is the beef?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting ready to party all weekend by taking a 56 hour nap. I usually miss out on the partying.

I'll usually have a dream while I'm napping that I'm watching TV or Netflix or going out to a comedy club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a dork.
You should message me if
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You're into Bossa Nova. (Secret: everyone's into Bossa Nova, they just don't realize it)

You have some kind of weird affinity for wanting to meet people.

I messaged you or you think you might like to message me.