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22 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a single guy who buys packages of Oreos labeled "family size"
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Madison for a new job and trying to get the hang of it over here. Interested in meeting new people because it's tough moving to a city where you don't know anyone!
I’m really good at
Mouth trumpet. I used to play trombone, but I think this is a bit more rewarding.

In all honesty, up until now I've been really good at school. Now that I've started my career, we'll see if I'm good at that too.

I can cook up a feast, a smorgasbord, or just a snack - your choice

I was in my college's sketch comedy team, so I think I'm pretty good at being funny. If you don't believe me, I have one thing to say: knock knock!

Oh yeah I almost forgot - I get a lot of stuff right on Jeopardy!!!!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually polishing off a big 'ole carrot.

Many people have told me I look like Paul Rudd and I usually say I disagree, but he's handsome, so I'll take that as a compliment! I'll let you decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse Five, A Tale of Two Cities, The Taming of the Shrew, The Great Gatsby, Consider the Lobster, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Godel Escher Bach, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future, Men in Black (I watched Men in Black more times than I can count in just 4 months with my college roommate), Fargo, Wet Hot American Summer, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine, Rushmore, Rosemary's Baby

Breaking Bad, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Seinfeld (I can quote probably any episode), Comedy Bang Bang, Columbo, Star Trek, Jeopardy

Astrid and Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Thelonius Monk, The White Stripes, St. Vincent, Krill, Of Montreal, The Smiths, Beach Boys, Talking Heads, Grizzly Bear, Beirut, Ava Luna

If I had an unlimited supply of mozzarella sticks for the rest of my life, I would be a happy man.
The six things I could never do without
Television, computer, intelligence (cause you can't get by with just looks), humor, and sleep*

Oh, and those crappy microwavable sandwiches from 7 Eleven.

*Sleep may be replaced by caffeine**

**I sometimes have a paradoxical reaction to caffeine ( (If you are unfamiliar))
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not the top fell at the end of Inception.

Right now a lot of my time is spent figuring out how to take care of myself. I was in college for 4 years, but I liked to think of my 5 roommates as my 5 moms (only 3 of them were actually my moms).
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Netflix or goofing off with close friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen all of Titanic.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You wanna be the one who gets me to watch Titanic (or if you think it's not worth it!)