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23 • Madison, WI • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Today – 6:08am
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- Judaism, but not too serious about it
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)
Correction to my profile: it should say boy instead of man.
Don't have that many friends yet in this strange town because I left 'em all back on the east coast.
In my free time, I try to perform stand up comedy in as many open mics as I can.
I was in my college's sketch comedy troupe, so I think I'm pretty good at being funny. If you don't believe me, I have one thing to say: knock knock.
Many people have told me I look like Paul Rudd. I usually say I disagree, but he's handsome, so I'll take that as a compliment!
A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse Five, A Tale of Two Cities, The Taming of the Shrew, The Great Gatsby, Consider the Lobster, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Godel Escher Bach, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao
A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future, Men in Black, Fargo, Wet Hot American Summer, The Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine, Rushmore, Rosemary's Baby, Palo Alto, Boyhood
Breaking Bad, The Wire, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Seinfeld, Comedy Bang Bang, Columbo, Star Trek, Jeopardy, Twin Peaks, MST3K, Comedy Bang Bang. Nathan For You, Broad City, Garfunkel and Oates
Astrid and Joao Gilberto, Stan Getz, Thelonius Monk, The White Stripes, St. Vincent, Krill, Speedy Ortiz, Of Montreal, The Smiths, Beach Boys, Talking Heads, Grizzly Bear, Beirut, Ava Luna, The Shins
If I had an unlimited supply of mozzarella sticks for the rest of my life, I would be a happy man.
Oh, and those crappy microwavable sandwiches from 7 Eleven.
*Sleep may be replaced by caffeine**
**I sometimes have a paradoxical reaction to caffeine (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradoxical_reaction (If you are unfamiliar))
I'll usually have a dream while I'm napping that I'm watching TV or Netflix or going out to a comedy club.
You have some kind of weird affinity for wanting to meet people.
I messaged you or you think you might like to message me.
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