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30 M San Jose, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:42pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
The world is Fractally weird, by that I mean that every bit of it is as strange and as weird as every other bit which in turn is as weird and as strange as the whole thing.

So what about me, the entity on the other end of this screen typing these words? well my name is Galen, and I'm a creature of chaos. but in the chaotic good sense for all you D&D nerds (Gnome Illusionists 4 life!). I am terrible with routine, but great with calamity. And I always try to add a bit of surreality into my everyday life.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it occasionally, avoiding it mostly. I just started a job that will with luck be my *shudder* career, I work as an "internet application security specialist", which is means I hack the planet. HACK THE PLANET!!!
I’m really good at
Troubleshooting, killing aliens, settling Catan, mishearing comments in ridiculous ways, hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock, finding good places in my day to day life to use my favorite words.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Atrocity Archives, Reamde, Cryptonomicon, Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, Anathem, The Regiment, Citizen of The Galaxy, A Song of Ice and Fire, and so many more..... I read.... a lot.

Movies: The Goods:Live Hard Sell Hard, The Man Who Would Be King, Big Fish, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(the old one, not the Tim Burton pile of excrement), Grandma's Boy, Hackers

Shows: Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Futurama, Sports Night, 30 Rock, The West Wing, Cosmos: by Carl Sagan, The Tick, Sons of Guns, Rick and Morty, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

Music: Magic Hammer, Creedence Clearwater Revival,Pink Floyd, The Flaming Lips, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Rainbow Dragon Eyes, They Might be Giants, The Aquabats, Parliament Funkadelic, Imagine Dragons

Food: Tasty food. I am a very adventurous eater, although I am not partial to seafood. It's just not my thing.

Video-Games:Chrono-Trigger, Diablo 3, Fight Night, Civilization, Spec-Ops: The Line, FarCry3: Blood Dragon, Sonic 2, Super Metroid, Castlevania: SotN

Words: nebulous, alacrity, prossibly (I know, not a real word...), nominally... there are plenty more, but none of them are coming to mind at the moment...
The six things I could never do without
Books: I am a voracious reader, I try to keep my kindle and a few emergency paperbacks on me at all time.

Food: some people are eat to live people, in that they eat so as to give their body the energy it needs to survive. I am not. I live to eat.

Bicycles: I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike.

Other People: Be they family, friends or villains, without other people the the world would be very boring.

Games: Video, board, card, role-playing, I'm a big nerd and big nerds need games to play.

Life: Without life, I'd be dead, and that would suck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quick List
1: Chaos Theory
2: Quantum Physics
3: Artificial Intelligence
4: Evolution
5: Beautiful Women
6: The Coming Robot Revolution.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillin' out max and relaxing all cool
Shooting some b-ball outside of the school.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I poured hot coffee on the governor of texas
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have nothing better to do...

You want to go dancing with someone eagar and completely unskilled...

You want to talk math...