The world is Fractally weird, by that I mean that every bit of it is as strange and as weird as every other bit which in turn is as weird and as strange as the whole thing.

so what about me, the entity on the other end of this screen typing these words? well my name is Galen, and I'm a creature of chaos. but in the chaotic good sense for all you D&D nerds (Gnome Illusionists 4 life!). I am terrible with routine, but great with calamity. And I always try to add a bit of surreality into my everyday life.

Living it occasionally, avoiding it mostly. I just started a job that will with luck be my *shudder* career, I work as an internet application security specialist, which is a big long title that means I hack the planet. HACK THE PLANET!!!

cooking, giving massages, keeping my mellow, sword-fighting, mathematics, cleaning dishes, killing aliens, settling Catan,

my goofy nature.

Books:Reamde, Cryptonomicon, Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, Anathem, The Regiment, Citizen of The Galaxy, A Song of Ice and Fire, and so many more..... I read.... a lot.

Movies: The Goods:Live Hard Sell Hard, The Man Who Would Be King, Big Fish, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(the old one, not the Tim Burton pile of excrement), Grandma's Boy, Hackers

Shows: Arrested Development, Adventure Time, Futurama, Sports Night, 30 Rock, The West Wing, Cosmos: by Carl Sagan, The Tick, Sons of Guns

Music: Magic Hammer, Creedence Clearwater Revival,Pink
Floyd, The Flaming Lips, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins,
Nirvana, Rainbow Dragon Eyes,

Food: Tasty food. I am a very adventurous eater, although I am not partial to seafood. It's just not my thing.

Books: I am a voracious reader, I try to keep my kindle and a few emergency paperbacks on me at all time.

Food: some people are eat to live people, in that they eat so as to give their body the energy it needs to survive. I am not. I live to eat.

Bicycles: I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike.

Other People: Be they family, friends or villains, without other people the the world would be very boring.

Games: Video, board, card, role-playing, I'm a big nerd and big nerds need games to play.

Life: Without life, I'd be dead, and that would suck.

Quick List
1: Chaos Theory
2: Quantum Physics
3: Artificial Intelligence
4: Evolution
5: Beautiful Women
6: The Coming Robot Revolution.

Relaxing with friends and enjoying the beginning of the weekend or packing and headed out to go camping for the weekend. or often, just lazing about playing videa games alone

I poured hot coffee on the governor of texas

You have nothing better to do...

You want to go dancing with someone eagar and completely unskilled...

You want to talk math...