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23 Boise, ID Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 31, 2014
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ah yes, "describe yourself". The open-ended question from hell. Well, I think the best way for me to answer this is to continually contradict myself, so let's begin!

I like high-tech stuff: I've been into computer programming since I was a kid.
I like low-tech stuff: I spin and dye my own yarn, which I knit into things of Fuzziness and Warmth.
I'm whimsical and silly: I glue googly eyes onto all sorts of things, and have used the phrase "push button, receive spider" in actual conversation.
I'm intense and focused: I throw myself into my hobbies and projects like no other; when my code has a bug in it, I haven't got time for pointless distractions like eating or sleeping.
I like the English language: Puns, anagrams, and wordplay are almost too much fun. Ambiguity begets hilarity.
I hate the English language: It's so imprecise and easily misconstrued. Ambiguity begets incomprehensibility.
Chopsticks are the best utensil. I don't actually have anything to contradict this, because it's just a fact.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently quit my job as a software engineer at HP, because it was sucking the creativity out of me. I actually measured this by looking at timestamps on files of my random "for-fun programming" projects, and it looked like a graph of y=1/x. Technically that means I'm unemployed right now, but I still listed my job as "Technology" since I'm using this time to get my coding mojo back: installing the latest Ubuntu release, learning some new programming languages (still can't believe I've gone this long without trying Python), etc. I'm planning to move to Massachusetts in February, and work somewhere with fewer than 100 people. Big companies, at least for nerds like me, suck.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Computer programming, particularly user interface design.
Spinning yarn from wool/fiber... seriously, spinning gives me ALL THE RELAXING.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm an unabashed dork! 'Nuff said.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books... Books books books. I'd have to go with Gödel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter, The Eight by Katherine Neville, Digital Fortress by Dan Brown, or Prey by Michael Crichton.

Movies... Pretty much any good comedy or action/adventure movie. Definitely things like James Bond, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones, as well as some that don't take themselves as seriously like Dodgeball, Shrek, or pretty much anything with Will Ferrell or Robin Williams in it.

Shows... HOLY CRAP PERSON OF INTEREST, Eureka (though it was canceled, boo), Warehouse 13, Mythbusters, Doctor Who, any Star Trek... Generally speaking, nerdy stuff is fun!

Music! Quite possibly my favorite category among these. Most dance/trance/house type electronic dance music, particularly hardstyle. Oh, and one of my hobbies is music production. Mostly trance/house stuff, but I'm not afraid to experiment with other styles.

Food... I like most foods, but if I had to pick favorites, I'd have to go with some of the stuff I make: Corn muffins, pizza, and these cookies that I don't know the name of, but I have a recipe for. They're kind of unusual, in that they have a little bit of cayenne in them; just enough to give them a bit of a kick, but not so much that they're Alarmingly Spicy™.

Hobbies (even though this wasn't one of the listed categories, it just seems like a fitting spot for it):
- Knitting and crocheting!
- Weaving! It's a very... different type of thing for me. I feel like a printer when I'm weaving, and I mean that in the best possible way. I don't know how to explain what I like about it, but I like it.
- Programming! It's what I do for a living, so this shouldn't be too much of a surprise, but I enjoy it as a hobby, too.
- Minecraft! It lets the mad scientist in me run rampant, create overengineered contraptions, and just do all sorts of crazy things. I... may have put a squid in a minecart. And I may have... ehm... set the minecart on fire just before it hurtled over the edge of a cliff. Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
0) My computer
1) My sense of humor
2) My spinning wheel
3) Math/logic/critical-thinking
4) Music
5) Pencil and paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well, a lot of things. Pretty much anything I talked about in any of the above, as well as anything else that pops into my head. It's really too varied to try to list here, but feel free to ask me about it if you're curious!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Up late on the computer wishing Racket had more scope-delimiters than just parentheses, cursing Java's lack of first-class functions (c'mon, C's had function pointers for like 40+ years), playing Minecraft...

I guess in general, my Friday nights are pretty laid-back.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once got a mild burn on my nose by trying to attach googly eyes to it with hot-glue. And no, it wasn't when I was a little kid; I was 20 then. I wish I were joking.
You should message me if
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You want to get to know me better, you want to chat, or you just want to go have random, wacky adventures!