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Fraktastic

41 M Seattle, WA

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Some gentlemen prefer a pocket square, I prefer a pocket non-euclidian extradimensional biomass.

Spinning at SEAF 2011.

I dress up the fanciest at the mc chris show. Word.

And at SEAF 2010. Ain't dramatic lighting grand?

This is me being dapper. Or a big dork. Whatever.

The Hot Pink Party Was both hot and pink. So hot, in fact, I was forced (forced!) to remove my pants. Forced—I swear. Why yes, I do usually dress to the right.

Zombie Karaoke!

Me and my kid. She's made of 50% awesome, 50% ham, and 50% cute. I may be bad at math. Anyway, I'm the one dressed in black.

Halloween 2008. If you know who I'm dressed as, mega-big points for you. Doc Hammer sent me the eps file to make that business card with!

The headline really says it all.