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35 North Hollywood, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Today – 10:24am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

I'm really busy but I make time for fun.

I wish the music from Curb Your Enthusiasm played everywhere I went. Well, maybe for a little while.

This should be what we talk about if we meet, ya dingus!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a fireman... and then I take my fireman outfit off and shake my junk around in front of people for dollar bills but I keep my fireman hat on...

Audio Tech/Sound design/editing/mixing, music, writing, inventing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not taking pictures of myself.

DEEP conversation. Being creative in any way. Exploring new places. Being loving, loyal and showing my appreciation to the ones closest to me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Glass eye.

No, I don't have a glass eye but thanks for asking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Dune... screenplays, anything about science, nature, the mind, body, health or how to be awesome at being a person.

Film and storytelling are huge interests of mine. I'm not gonna list a bunch of movies or shows (because it would be endless) but I will say I love anything that makes me feel something, isn't just trying to please, isn't holding back or has something to say.

Music lately: oOoOO, balam acab, holy other, evenings, salem, clams casino, groundislava, forest swords, supreme cuts, xxyyxx, ta-ku, sun glitters, amon tobin, the weeknd, bjork, tom waits, sigur ros, grimes, crim3s, jonsi & alex, amon tobin/two fingers, shlohmo, ATU, two inch punch...
Here's a playlist if you haven't heard any of this stuff.

film scores

Sushi, chicken tikka, thai, gelato, pizza, eveything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
iPad Selfies
Pictures of people with tigers
Pictures of girls doing yoga at the beach
Pictures of girls doing yoga on mountains
Pictures of girls doing yoga on surfboards
Hearing people make weird gym grunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Why all of you are doing handstands.

How many of these profiles are fake.

Why I can't pimp out my OKC like I used-to-could my MySpace with animated sparkle rainbows.

Why Adobe Reader wants to update every 5 seconds.

How come everyone spells the word "t'work" incorrectly.

Why does the music at all gyms sound like RuPaul and Mega Man became a DJ duo.

Why the Alanis Morissette song "Uninvited" is always playing when I walk into Ralphs. C'mon Ralphs.
...And then why the jerk-off-security-guard (who's really odd/rude/creepy/avoids-eye-contact-when-you-catch-him-stalking-you-in-the-toothpaste-isle (go figure)) wont let me bring my laptop bag in the store because I don't wanna leave my super awesome laptop in the car in the shitty ass NoHo Ralphs parking lot that's filled with all kinds of fuckin' creepers who wanna steal my super awesome laptop and then he expects me to just leave it behind the front counter with no one there to watch it and even if there was, I wouldn't trust some Ralphs employee with my super awesome laptop!

Why my laptop is so super awesome.

Isn't pop punk a double negative? like Christian death metal. It's like saying white power hip hop or happy blues
or acoustic electro.
Here's a good one, Soft rock. Why don't we start calling it sand?

Everything! I like to think deeply about almost anything. What if ____ _____ __ ______ _ _________ ?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dinner with Donald Trump
...or getting crunk on my own tears while browsing OKCupid and listening to "Adagio for Strings".
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, beautiful, fun, creative and have an open heart... Or if you live in Canada. I was just kidding about the Canada thing. I like Canadians and all but just don't contact me, Canadian.

If you get jokes.