I value honesty and respect above all else. I'm straight forward (aka Frank!), and I'm trying to find someone sweet. I want a girlfriend I can love and respect.
I'm just really silly, sarcastic and always making a punch line. I do that b/c I'm a CARTOONIST, which I know is super attractive to the right girl, if she can find me, But I'm easy to spot!
Here's 100% of me right here:
Unlike most assholes on this site, I'm an open book. And it's a comic book so there's lots of pictures.
I want you to KNOW me beyond this dumb profile me b/c I'm a perfect match for someone special out there. If being a cartoonist who sells his own comics, strives to draw for a living, and is trying hard to achieve a Simpsons sized amount of success, isn't something that impresses you, don't message me.
Really, don't bother.
If you aren't reading this in disbelief that you found a fun nerd to share movie quotes with, go back to some ridiculous sports fan's douchebag profile.
I'm a nerd loving goofball and I'm not going to sweat my awesome action figure collection over you.
I'm too unique for typical.