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FrankOfAmerica

33 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a NERD. A casual T-shirt and jeans guy. I'm a total jokester. I grew up on Long Island,and moved back to Tucson last year. Best move ever.

I value honesty and respect above all else. I'm straight forward (aka Frank!), and I'm trying to find someone sweet. I want a girlfriend I can love and respect.

I'm just really silly, sarcastic and always making a punch line. I do that b/c I'm a CARTOONIST, which I know is super attractive to the right girl, if she can find me, But I'm easy to spot!

Here's 100% of me right here:
frankenstylin.blogspot.com

Unlike most assholes on this site, I'm an open book. And it's a comic book so there's lots of pictures.
I want you to KNOW me beyond this dumb profile me b/c I'm a perfect match for someone special out there. If being a cartoonist who sells his own comics, strives to draw for a living, and is trying hard to achieve a Simpsons sized amount of success, isn't something that impresses you, don't message me.
Really, don't bother.
If you aren't reading this in disbelief that you found a fun nerd to share movie quotes with, go back to some ridiculous sports fan's douchebag profile.
I'm a nerd loving goofball and I'm not going to sweat my awesome action figure collection over you.
I'm too unique for typical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a very self motivated cartoonist and all over this here internet of ours. I self publish comics and make t-shirts n buttons. Google search FRANKENSTYLIN and tell google NO you did not mean FrankenSTEIN. That's me at Frankenstylin.com

As for my 9-5 job, I am the sign artist at your local Trader Joe's!
Ya see every sign from little candy shelf sign to gigantic wooden fruits and farmlands are handmade in every store.
It's basically my job to make the 19cent bananas even more A-peel-ing. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making everyone laugh and getting people together. If we are one on one, I love problem solving. I'm great at giving advice, finding the silver lining in the darkest cloud, motivating and helping others overcome any hurdle in life. I can sit down and talk all night. It's really is my favorite activity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My energy. I talk too fast and I've got a pretty think New Yawk accent. My facial hair style of the moment usually draws the eye as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Comic books or Graphic Novels as the mainstream "normies" call them. I haven't been reading as much as I would like. I'm drawing a lot these days.

The Iron Giant is my favorite movie ever. Followed by Anchorman. That and all the 80s favorites, super heroes, and action classics.

TV isn't a big distraction. Unless my Wrestling is on! I love the WWE as much as your average joe loves baseball.

I never really play video games. This problem seems to plague girls b/c most guys are fuckin video game junkies. NOT ME! Let's go OUT! My favorite game is TETRIS. They've got one at the Surly Wench.

Favorite Tv shows after all WWE programming on my dvr include Arrested Development, Daily Show and Colbert Report, 30 Rock, the Simpsons, Buffy, Breaking Bad, and anything animated. My Favorite show FUTURAMA.

With music I'm stuck in 80s pop, metal, & punk. I enjoy hearing new music from my friends all the time. Make me a mix tape!

FOOD. I have a sweet tooth but I'm always watching my treat intake. Though Coffee is King.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pencils
Paper
HANDS
A Best Friend near by
Some sort of stylish mustache/sideburns
Respect
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I am doing with my career and what I can do better. But people fascinate me. Human behavior and psychology specifically. I love the nostalgia of the past and all the "what ifs" of The Universe, the planet and the future too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually wrapping up my "weekend" b/c Saturday is my work weeks Monday. It's no big deal b/c i always prefer a bar on a Thursday as opposed to a Saturday and regardless of any night of the week, I'm usually up till 2am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing. I've been really good at keeping secrets ever since wetting the bed... AH DAMMIT!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Let's start with DON'T CONTACT ME IF:
- If you hate yourself.
- If you're a drunk.
I drink, sure, but in this town lotsa people are sloppy.
-If you regularly do cocaine. ew.

Contact me if:
You are an optimistic girl.
You are genuinely nice and others would describe you like this.
If you like to talk about how much cooler the 80s were.

Contact me if you can really appreciate who I am as a person. I'm different. I'm pretty eccentric. ... but I'm a great guy.

With all that there is, everything there is, let's just have fun and we might start making memories :)