Protip: I am now married. I've left this profile as it was when I was single, as a testament to how awesome I was.
I've been in college for three years, and I've changed majors several times- from computer science and sculpting to psychology, philosophy, and history. Honestly, I just want to finish programming my game. Maybe it will make money.
If you believe in pseudoscience, I'm an INTP. If you care about genealogy, I'm French/Irish. And if you care about eye color, you're pretty shallow. They're green or blue. I don't know and most people disagree.
I think my ideal woman is 5'6", with red hair and green eyes. She should be at least two years older than me and working on or finished with a degree or personal study in a science field. She should be argumentative, but non-violent. I've met too many who are one, but not the other.
She should be intelligent enough to catch the above contradiction, and witty enough to know I'm kidding.
I think OKCupid's inherent flaw is in the attempt to create matches based on what is common or requested. The most apparent differences and unexpected qualities drive individuals to love and tolerate one another.
I also believe that every person I've met in real life using this service is a fucking psycho. Please do not message me if you enjoy talking about murdering in detail, telling me how much getting slapped in the face turns you on, or unexpectedly biting people until they bleed. I think I'm a magnet for socially disturbed women.
And like all personality tests, this site has a penchant for attracting self described psychology buffs and 'highly analytical' people who brag about their people reading abilities. By applying the same sort of gross generalization skills, I've come to the conclusion that if this is part of your personality, you're compensating for some personal deficiency or using it as a defense mechanism. Don't bother me until you're over the problem of objectifying people - it isn't a case of how you view reality; it's an issue of showing proper courtesy in conversation.
I am 400 years old, 400 feet tall, and bad at measurements