I am a figment of your imagination, coaxed towards the sun from your memories, tilled in the garden of social constructs, fertilized by pop culture, watered with wishful thinking and harvested in your head. The seeds of my existence are complex and contradictory and even those who know me best are still kept guessing. I am not terribly original, or very unique, but I have a good time being quite the cliché.
Seriously, though, I've had this account since OK Cupid was created from TheSpark.com way too long ago. It has changed an awful lot over that time and right now I mainly use it to take tests, keep up with people I already know and occasionally engage in voyeuristic profile viewing. This has, on occasion resulted in the making of new friends. My dance card is pretty full right now, so please do not take it personally if I do not prioritize meeting up with new internet strangers.
Happily married to my lovely husband-man, and filling up our calendar with a gorgeous and intimidatingly intelligent girlfriend. Polyworld is kind of neat that way.
Three cats regard me as their servant, and they sometimes allow me to snuggle them in return for the food & shelter I provide.
I really enjoy laughter... at myself, at you, at the morbid, at the mundane. The thrill of a good joke, or a well-timed-retort is as delicious to me as chocolate.
From back in the day when OKC asked us to describe ourselves in 3 words:
I am empathetic, intellectual, and perverted.