What should I say here in order to peak your interest? Should I
mention that I am a theatre major who studied in England and that I
am a pretty damn awesome person who curses like a sailor looks like
Adele (some generous people say:) and cooks like Paula Dean? That
might work. Or I could say that I'm considering a change of career
(cuz we all know how lucrative and easy the artistic community is).
I might also mention that I love to hike and camp and read and
listen to live music and watch movies, and talk religion and
philosophy (but generally not politics) or that I love to try new
things with fun like minded people. Could that be you?
WARNING: I might not be the best at spelling and grammar, but I am
a lady and, if you're gonna talk to me, you best use Capital
Letters (see the example there?),some punctuation, and address me
in complete sentence son! I will not reply to you if you substitute
full words for text lingo. I won't.
ALSO: if your profile picture is a photo of you, taking a pictue of
And.....If you're not old enough to buy the first round.....don't
try me. :)
ALSO: I don't have a Daddy complex, if you're old enough to be
mine, keep on going Old Man.