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FrayBenton Away
26 / M / Straight / Single
London, United Kingdom
His Details
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m).
- Body Type
- —
- Diet
- —
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Taurus but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- Has cats
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
Stockpiling fossil fuels. Attempting to turn a coal barge into
something vaguely liveable. Making blanket forts.
I’m really good at
Emergency carpentry. Botch job architecture. Midnight plumbing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a giant walking penis with stupid tattoos and a catastrophic
love of knitwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Robots
Movies: Dwayne Johnson
Shows: Zombies
Music: Musician
Food: Animals
Movies: Dwayne Johnson
Shows: Zombies
Music: Musician
Food: Animals
The six things I could never do without
Sugar, spice, everything nice, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sterling engines. Thermosiphons. Carl Sagan. Can I make a microbial
fuel-cell out of creek mud? Batman is so awesome. I should probably
tidy my room.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunkenly paddling down the Ravensbourne wearing a Captains hat,
trying to start fights with swans.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Small boobs rock the house.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 19-30
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are short and thin with bright red hair. You're smarter than I
am.
