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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:12am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm some jackass who lives in squalor on a boat. I'm also taken these days, oh la.
What I’m doing with my life
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Stockpiling fossil fuels. Turning empty boats into better boats. Staring blankly at sheet materials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Emergency carpentry. Botch job architecture. Midnight plumbing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a giant walking penis with stupid tattoos and a catastrophic love of knitwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Robots
Movies: Monsters
Shows: Zombies
Music: Musician
Food: Animals
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sugar, spice, everything nice, cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sterling engines. Thermosiphons. Carl Sagan. Can I make a microbial fuel-cell out of creek mud? Batman is so awesome. I should probably tidy my room.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunkenly rowing around the Ravensbourne wearing a captains hat, trying to start fights with swans.

Edit: This is laughably out of date. I spend vastly more time scowling at young people than drinking myself stupid now, since terrible hangovers get in the way of being so awesome every single day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Small boobs rock the house.
You should message me if
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You fight back. You like comic books. You know facts. You're smarter than I am. You're a fan of boys who smell like woodsmoke. You can tell me about art. You want to learn woodwork. You can teach me woodwork. You like pop songs in 7/4. You sing on trains and busses. You want to play board games.