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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 11
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”

I am a Santa Barbarian born and raised with stints in England and New Orleans before arriving here in Lala Land.

- Would rather go to a dive bar than a club.
- I enjoy good conversation more than most things in life.
- The majority of my life has revolved around water: competitive swimming from a young age, water polo and springboard diving in high school, SCUBA diving, and I worked as a lifeguard in college. So, I can probably beat you in a race and you probably won't drown while I'm around.
- I am not a techie. I tend to like lower tech things. I don't have a smartphone (dumb phone pride!), I drive a stick shift, I don't own a television.
- I know how to build a house from the ground up, and I have done it numerous times.
- I enjoy looking at and making art. I'm not necessarily going to say I am good at it, hence why this isn't in the "I'm really good at" section.
What I’m doing with my life
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Rock climbing. And I am constantly looking for partners! Lemme know if you wanna go!

Other outdoorsy things, like: snowboarding, hiking, and camping.

Less outdoorsy things, like: Brewing my own beer, circus arts/acrobatics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spelling. I don't know why, I've just always been good at it.
Walking on my hands.
Trivia. Especially movie trivia, I've been known to annihilate.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have very blonde hair (especially in the summer).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Third Eye Blind, The Decemberists, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Levellers, Social Distortion, Mumford & Sons. I also love 90's music, which some people find strange, but I don't care!

Movies: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the original), American History X, The Goonies, Fight Club, Meet Joe Black, Oldboy, The Goonies, etc.

TV Shows: Louie, Shameless, Seinfeld, The X-Files, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, etc.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (to swim in)
Mexican food
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many people are so horrible at driving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends. Or watching a movie. Or scheming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have hostility toward the Oxford comma. I do not use it nor condone its use.
You should message me if
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You like what you see. But you are also welcome to message me if you don't like what you see.