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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 4
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good God. I thought I had some clue what to write here. I did. Honest. But then I opened the page, deleted the previous rambling whatnot, and my mind went blank. It happens on occasion. Usually when staring at a white and blue background and realizing that I can now use the rest of this space to write practically anything. They should start enforcing strict summary rules, like making everyone use at least 18 characters, or make it so that every profile must contain the sentence "And that's how I ended up half naked in the Denny's parking lot."

When not writing nonsense here, I like to bake, cook, wander, read, and generally do what other people do. I'm pretty laid back, and generally up for anything. Life is too short to take it too seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A former friend of my parents' - the same man that pulled a tooth out of my mouth with a pair of pliers back when I was 7 - once told me that I need a game plan. At the time I had been forcefully recruited, along with my younger brother, into helping him load "antiques" into his trailer, since that was what he considered to be his job. He had a game plan. He sold "antiques". He now drives around the country mooching off of others. I have no idea what happened to the antiques.

Any plan I make is generally loose. I value my flexibility. I'm good at improvising strategies and generally making shit up as I go along. This method has served me well for a few decades. It doesn't really seem to work when writing profiles, but then what does?

That is not to say that I don't have ambitions and goals. I just like to play a little loose when it comes to mapping things out. Sometimes the journey is the destination. Just like sometimes fortune cookies make sense.

Wait, what was I supposed to write about here?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm apparently a good cook, a decent writer, a journeyman photographer, and excellent coffee drinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my height. I'm also kind of thin. People notice that.

Occasionally my inner monologue has a cockney accent. Not many people notice that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Arcade Fire, Destroyer, The National, Andrew Bird, Starfucker, Fucked Up, Wye Oak, Sunset Rubdown, Meat Loaf, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Sufjan Stevens, Toto, Big Black, Kanye West, Jay Z, The Stones, Beck, Others, Such, and Things.

Books: Gravity's Rainbow, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, Horns, Lord of the Flies, The Great Gatsby, The Stranger, Cat's Cradle, House of Leaves, John Dies at the End, Perdido Street Station

Shows: the Walking Dead, Community, Parks and Recreation, Black Adder, Monty Python, Doctor Who, The Soup, It's Always Sunny, The Mighty Boosh, Brass Eye, The IT Crowd

Podcasts: Pop Culture Happy Hour, Comedy Bang Bang, Walking the Room, The Flop House, This American Life, Uh Yeah Dude, Doug Loves Movies, Pod F Tompkast.

Food: anything except mushrooms and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
light-hearted sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random boxes of information that I willingly leave on the internet. I also think about, in no specific order; pop culture, laundry, food, cooking, physics, math, sociology, verisimilitude, and cats. Did you know that there are pictures of cats on the internet? People also make videos of cats. Cats! We are truly living in a wonderful era.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Apparently playing cards against humanity with friends, or hanging out at home, or reading, or doing laundry, or cooking. I like to keep active.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I walked outside today to see a fat squirrel stealing a cupcake out of my trash. When I tried to take a picture, it ran away with the cupcake still in its mouth. Fat squirrel exists!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to.
You have the antidote.
You like bad jokes and wandering around Boston.
You like beer and random conversation.