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FreakyKiwi00

29 M Detroit, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Moving to Detroit in August, currently in Ypsilanti. Switched it already so i can start trying to meet people.

If I send you a message it means three things:
I've read your whole profile.
I've read all the questions under "unacceptable answers".
I think its worth finding out if we will get along

I am a human and a person (there is a difference). As such, I try my best to either fix or embrace my flaws. I am eccentric and kind of strange sometimes, but I'm mostly harmless. It is very important for me to be myself, so I don't like filtering my words or changing how I behave. I will, but I need to be convinced it's for a good reason.

I am very honest and always say what I'm thinking or feeling. This makes me seem abrasive if you aren't prepared for it. I am normally a warm and friendly person that wants to include everyone in everything.

I have a VERY thick skin. The majority of people don't even have the ability to offend me. The big ones all involve some type of overt discrimination, at which point I will be unable to hide my utter disdain for your very existence.

I want to find people that have personalities and goals that are compatible with mine. I'm not opposed to a long-term relationship, but to be fair I don't really have time for one. I'm happy to find friends.

If you no longer want to have contact with me all you need to do is say so. I will wish you a good life and never talk to you again. All i ask is that you do the same for me.

I've slowed down in the partying area. I still go out 3-4 nights a week, but the goal is activities and social interaction rather than substance intake and reckless behavior. I also only use an e-cig now.

i like hanging out, going to bars, playing games (especially pool and board games), talking and listening to music (i like them separate, but i like them more when done in conjunction), people watching, random conversations(with people i know or total strangers), silly mental exercises, and making things.

ENTP, Aquarius Aquarius Taurus, i don't care about these things

If you'd like, you can message my friends, DJ_Spinster and jaynerussell. They will vouch for the fact that i'm not a serial killer and that i am made of awesome. (kind of like legos cast from a neutron star or a theremin made of of fancy cheeses)
What I’m doing with my life
I am a grad student at Eastern Michigan University, in the masters of public administration program with a concentration in non-profit management.

I intend to open a series of non-profit greenhouses in urban areas. It is a solution to food deserts, it is a solution to the unsustainability of our current way of life, and it will help provide the framework for an anarcho-communist future.

Trying to enjoy life to the fullest i can while still getting things done and always trying to learn about the world around me.

I have a business with one of my friends. We make and design pinback buttons.
I’m really good at
cooking
inventing new recipes out of stuff i have lying around
baking
fixing things
getting into weird situations
getting out of weird situations
being angry at characters in movies and TV shows
coming up with random and great ideas
completely forgetting about said ideas
The first things people usually notice about me
top hat
double line chin beard
messenger bag with high voltage strap
the eloquent nonsensical phrase i tried to use as an introduction
i have bright green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Short lists for the purpose of illustration.

books:
stranger in a strange land
dune
sherlock holmes

Movies:
secratary
snatch
cheech and chong
ghostbusters
v for vendetta
the big lebowski
bladerunner (final cut version)

Shows:
monty pythons flying circus
black books
IT crowd
parks and rec
portlandia
bobs burgers
ugly americans
archer

music:
king missle
fear factory
sohodolls
depeche mode
massive attack
bob marley
jack off jill
le tigre

Food:
raw fruit and vegetables
cheese
triscuts
tuna
The six things I could never do without
my eyes
the stars
interesting stuff to read
a knife
friends
my freedom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
space travel
how boring the stuff i have to read for class is
tattoo ideas
survival plans
how im going to entertain myself next
On a typical Friday night I am
at the bar, with friends, wandering around by myself, watching netflix, doing homework, making tofu jerky and fruit leather in my dehydrator, eating eggs with my cat, take your pick
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
this depends on your viewpoint

i paint my toenails not because its cool, but because it makes me feel pretty

i dont like led zeppelin or jimmmy hendrix

i was born and raised mormon, that ended when i was 19

sometimes i wear an ankle length skirt

i like to be the inside spoon on occasion

Ive been dealing with it since childhood, but its still bothers me when people spell my name wrong (its J-O-N, there is NO "H")
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you just want to grab a beverage and chat about random stuff
you want to hang out and do something fun
there is something i can learn from you
you want to play with my cat while i do homework (seriously, this is something i need)

You should not message me if:
you think flag burning is more offensive than book burning
you think creationism has a place in science classes
you think unrequited love is romantic
you are co-dependent or super needy
you are going to pontificate about your religious views
you have children
you are in my age range and want children (lets face it you probably want your next relationship to lead to kids, that wont be me)

You are allowed to ignore the parts about children if:
you just want to be friends
you dont intend to ask me to watch them