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29 Detroit, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:39pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I send you a message it means four things:
I've read your whole profile at least once.
I've read all the questions under "unacceptable answers".
I think its worth finding out if we will get along.
I actually feel there is something to say. (This is actually the most important, there are plenty of people that meet the first 3, but I wont do anything if I don"t have anything to say)

I am a human and a person (there is a difference). As such, I try my best to either fix or embrace my flaws. I am eccentric and kind of strange sometimes, but I'm mostly harmless. It is very important for me to be myself, so I don't like filtering my words or changing how I behave. I will, but I need to be convinced it's for a good reason.

I am very honest and very frequently say what I'm thinking or feeling. This makes me seem abrasive if you aren't prepared for it. I am normally a warm and friendly person that wants to include everyone in everything. The only times I don't do it are when I feel I should make sure I don't alienate a person for some selfish reason.

I have a VERY thick skin. The majority of people don't even have the ability to offend me. The big ones all involve some type of overt discrimination, at which point I will be unable to hide my utter disdain for your very existence.

I want to find people that have personalities and goals that are compatible with mine.

If you no longer want to have contact with me all you need to do is say so. I will wish you a good life and never talk to you again. All I ask is that you do the same for me.

I've slowed down in the partying area. I still go out 3-4 nights a week, but the goal is activities and social interaction rather than substance intake and reckless behavior. I also only use an e-cig now.

I have stated that I am "mostly vegetarian". i physically feel better this way. I eat meat once a week. I do this not because I want to, but because when I actually do want to eat meat I don't want to have gastrointestinal freak outs. (short from, I don't want to have to run to the bathroom and nearly poop myself(it's important that online dating profiles stay classy right?))

I like hanging out, going to bars, playing games (especially pool and board games), talking and listening to music (i like them separate, but i like them more when done in conjunction), people watching, random conversations(with people i know or total strangers), silly mental exercises, and making things.

ENTP, Aquarius Aquarius Taurus, i don't care about these things as I do not think they are useful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a grad student at Eastern Michigan University, in the masters of public administration program with a concentration in non-profit management.

I intend to open a series of non-profit greenhouses in urban areas. It is a solution to food deserts, it is a solution to the unsustainability of our current way of life, and it will help provide the framework for an anarcho-communist future.

Trying to enjoy life to the fullest i can while still getting things done and always trying to learn about the world around me.

I have a business with one of my friends. We make and design pinback buttons. I put a lot of effort into this. Most people that make buttons either stop at a few designs or just make them into labels. A button should be interesting unto itself and as of writing this we have somewhere around 360 designs. You can look at our designs at
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
inventing new recipes out of stuff i have lying around
fixing things
getting into weird situations
getting out of weird situations
being angry at characters in movies and TV shows
coming up with random and great ideas
completely forgetting about said ideas
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
top hat
double line chin beard
messenger bag with high voltage strap
the eloquent nonsensical phrase i tried to use as an introduction
i have bright green eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Short lists for the purpose of illustration.

stranger in a strange land
sherlock holmes

cheech and chong
v for vendetta
the big lebowski
bladerunner (final cut version)

monty pythons flying circus
black books
IT crowd
parks and rec
bobs burgers
ugly americans

king missle
fear factory
depeche mode
massive attack
bob marley
jack off jill
le tigre

raw fruit and vegetables
raw tuna
I really like cured meats, but i try not to eat them because they are bad for me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my eyes (terrified of going blind)
the stars
interesting stuff to read
a knife
my freedom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
space travel
how boring the stuff i have to read for class is
tattoo ideas
survival plans (i refuse to have a "bug out bag" but i know what i will need and where it is, also i have watched too much survivorman)
how im going to entertain myself next
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the bar, with friends, wandering around by myself, watching netflix, doing homework, making tofu jerky and fruit leather in my dehydrator, eating eggs with my cat. Roll a D8 and it is as good a guess as mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this depends on your viewpoint

i paint my toenails not because its cool, but because it makes me feel pretty

i dont like led zeppelin or jimmmy hendrix

i was born and raised mormon, that ended when i was 19. (the worst part about this is that even after 10 years the term "magic underwear" still bothers me, I'm not sure ill ever be able to shake that)

sometimes i wear an ankle length skirt

i like to be the inside spoon on occasion

Ive been dealing with it since childhood, but its still bothers me when people spell my name wrong (its J-O-N, there is NO "H").
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a strong, assertive, independent womyn. (preference in spelling of womyn doesn't count, i like this one becuase the point is valid and the letter "y" needs more love)

you just want to grab a beverage and chat about random stuff
you want to people watch and put 25 cent bets on bizarre things
you want to hang out and do something fun
there is something i can learn from you
you want to play with my cat while i do homework (seriously, this is something i need)
You want to go to a planetarium show. ( And none of this "oh i totally want to go" and then when i try to make it happen you cop out like every other person that has said this(this is a raw spot if you hadn't noticed))
You have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses.

You should not message me if:
you think flag burning is more offensive than book burning
you think creationism has a place in science classes
you think unrequited love is anything other than creepy or foolish.
you are co-dependent or super needy
you are going to pontificate about your religious views
you have children
you are in my age range and want children (lets face it you probably want your next relationship to lead to kids, that wont be me)

You are allowed to ignore the parts about children if:
you just want to be friends
you don't intend to ask me to watch them or be around them for an extended amount of time ( I can deal with children for about 10 minutes. While I will be perfectly wonderful towards them and probably teach them something, I will get up and walk away after that.)
The generalized assumption i made about you wanting the next relationship to to lead to kids is wrong.