Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
~I don't think anyone really reads this profile, so i'm working on
trimming it down~
If I send you a message it means four things:
I've read your whole profile at least once.
I've read all the questions under "unacceptable answers".
I think its worth finding out if we will get along.
I actually feel there is something to say. (This is actually the
most important, there are plenty of people that meet the first 3,
but I wont do anything if I don"t have anything to say)
I am a human and a person (there is a difference). As such, I try
my best to either fix or embrace my flaws. I am eccentric and kind
of strange sometimes, but I'm mostly harmless. It is very important
for me to be myself, so I don't like filtering my words or changing
how I behave. I will, but I need to be convinced it's for a good
I am very honest and very frequently say what I'm thinking or
feeling. This makes me seem abrasive if you aren't prepared for it.
I am normally a warm and friendly person that wants to include
everyone in everything. The only times I don't do it are when I
feel I should make sure I don't alienate a person for some selfish
I have a VERY thick skin. The majority of people don't even have
the ability to offend me. The big ones all involve some type of
overt discrimination, at which point I will be unable to hide my
utter disdain for your very existence.
I want to find people that have personalities and goals that are
compatible with mine.
If you no longer want to have contact with me all you need to do is
say so. I will wish you a good life and never talk to you again.
All I ask is that you do the same for me.
I've slowed down in the partying area. I still go out 3-4 nights a
week, but the goal is activities and social interaction rather than
substance intake and reckless behavior. I also only use an e-cig
I have stated that I am "mostly vegetarian". i physically feel
better this way. I eat meat once a week. I do this not because I
want to, but because when I actually do want to eat meat I don't
want to have gastrointestinal freak outs. (short from, I don't want
to have to run to the bathroom and nearly poop myself(it's
important that online dating profiles stay classy right?))
I like hanging out, going to bars, playing games (especially pool
and board games), talking and listening to music (i like them
separate, but i like them more when done in conjunction), people
watching, random conversations(with people i know or total
strangers), silly mental exercises, and making things.
ENTP, Aquarius Aquarius Taurus, i don't care about these things as
I do not think they are useful.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a grad student at Eastern Michigan University, in the masters
of public administration program with a concentration in non-profit
I intend to open a series of non-profit greenhouses in urban areas.
It is a solution to food deserts, it is a solution to the
unsustainability of our current way of life, and it will help
provide the framework for an anarcho-communist future.
I also have a business with one of my friends. We design, make, and
sell pinback buttons. We have a lot of designs and you can look at
them here: www.ambiguousinsignias.com
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
inventing new recipes out of stuff i have lying around
getting into/out of weird situations
being angry at characters in movies and TV shows
coming up with great ideas and then forgetting them
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Double line chin beard
Messenger bag with high voltage strap
I have bright green eyes
The eloquent, nonsensical phrase i tried to use as an
That I am weird as hell
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Short lists for the purpose of illustration.
stranger in a strange land
cheech and chong
v for vendetta
the big lebowski
bladerunner (final cut version)
monty pythons flying circus
parks and rec
jack off jill
raw fruit and vegetables
I really like cured meats, but i try not to eat them because they
are bad for me
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my eyes (terrified of going blind)
interesting stuff to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is my cat getting fat because i feed him too much or because I
don't play with him enough?
What i'm going to eat because i forgot to go shopping again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the bar, with friends, wandering around by myself, watching
netflix, doing homework, making tofu jerky and fruit leather in my
dehydrator, eating eggs with my cat. Roll a D8 and it is as good a
guess as mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
this depends on your viewpoint
i paint my toenails not because its cool, but because it makes me
i dont like led zeppelin or jimmmy hendrix
i was born and raised mormon, that ended when i was 19. (the worst
part about this is that even after 10 years the term "magic
underwear" still bothers me, I'm not sure ill ever be able to shake
sometimes i wear an ankle length skirt
i like to be the inside spoon on occasion
Ive been dealing with it since childhood, but its still bothers me
when people spell my name wrong (its J-O-N, there is NO "H").
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a strong, assertive, and independent.
you just want to grab a beverage and chat about random stuff
you want to people watch and put 25 cent bets on bizarre things
(like what color shirt the 7th person from now is going to have
you want to hang out and do something fun
there is something i can learn from you
you want to play with my cat while i do homework (seriously, this
is something i need)
You want to go to a planetarium show. ( And none of this "oh i
totally want to go" and then when i try to make it happen you cop
out like every other person that has said this(this is a raw spot
if you hadn't noticed))
You have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark,
and you're wearing sunglasses.
You should not message me if:
you think flag burning is more offensive than book burning
you think creationism has a place in science classes
you think unrequited love is anything other than creepy or
you are co-dependent or super needy
you are going to pontificate about your religious views
you have children and i will need to be around them for an extended
period of time
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