Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should probably say that my name is Maya. Yes, like the Mayan
civilization, but it has nothing to do with that. I'm kind of an
anomaly. I've been to a billion places and speak a billion
languages. I sing wherever I am. Who knows who's listening?
I'm an INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. This basically
means that I'm an introverted, intuitive, thinking, and judging
I smile a lot. Like more than is usually appropriate. Don't mind
me. Also, I tend to snort when I laugh, so that's pretty
My acquaintances have called me pessimistic, gloomy, and angry. But
people who really know me know that I'm just ditzy, restless, and
well-meaning. I care about everything slightly too much.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I stutter and stumble, mutter and mumble.
I'm an avid reader and listener of music.
I've also been trying to record myself singing and playing guitar
I work out and would love a work out buddy to keep me motivated.
Sometimes it's just so hard to make it happen on your own.
I am attending the University of Washington. I'm very very excited
about it. The other half of my life, I live in Dallas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Puns so bad you'll never want to talk to me again
-Falling flat on my face (and ass, knees, etc.)
-Explaining my puns
-Watching really bad TV
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually notice my strawberry blonde hair or my grey eyes. I
guess those are the things that really set me apart from everyone
I'm pretty tall, so be intimidated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: John Green and David Sedaris are probably two of my favorite
authors. I also love the Harry Potter Series, The Great Gatsby,
Brave New World, and anything embarrassingly girly and
My favorite movies are usually romantic comedies or anything Judd
My favorite TV shows include Parks and Recreation, The Office,
Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Strangers With Candy, The Sarah
Silverman Program, Freaks and Geeks, and quite a few others.
I'm kind of a music snob. I love Neutral Milk Hotel, The Shins,
Tegan and Sara, The Velvet Underground, the Beatles, Radical Face,
Blind Pilot, Joanna Newsom, Mumford and Sons, Nahko and Medicine
for the People and others.
I am a complete and total carbivore.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. A nice, warm blanket and fluffy pillow.
5. My guitar.
6. My voice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do 7th chords even exist? They're just a headache.
Living in a hidden cabin in the middle of the woods with my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually at home surrounded by roommates. Maybe I'm playing
guitar or Cards Against Humanity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love grand romantic gestures. I never got asked to any high
school dances, so I've never actually experienced one.
I'm really awkward and introverted until you get to know me. Then I
won't stop talking.
Also, I have perfect pitch and synesthesia (associative, not
projective). It's genetic and can be annoying as hell.
I own more dresses than any Seattleite should own.
I'm probably the clumsiest person you will ever meet (and not
necessarily in that "Oh, I'm Zooey Deschanel and I'm quirky and
awkward and clumsy" way). I always come prepared with bandaids and
I adore reality TV. I'm so sorry.
Also, lumberjack fantasies.
You should message me if
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You want to take me on photography adventures.
You are over 6'3, can grow a beard, and own flannel that I can
You want to cuddle and watch Are You Afraid of the Dark with me
(I'm too afraid to watch it on my own. Yes. Seriously).
You would like to help me do well in Computer Science.
You want to go hiking (I would go myself, but being carless and
hiking don't mix).
You want a workout buddy.
Or just message me anyways. You know. Whatever.
Who are you looking for?
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