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35 M Orem, UT

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:22am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I like to think I am a fun guy. I usually have a dry and sarcastic sense of humor. I tend to be fairly adaptable to enjoy any situation as long as I am with enjoyable company, but generally in my free time I will pick something a bit nerdy to occupy my time.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am working on a start up publishing company that will publish primarily short stories and novellas. I am on the planning committee for a local writers convention called LTUE. I also work the graveyard shift right now at my job. I am also applying for a Masters program for the fall.
I’m really good at
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I am really good at massage therapy. I specialize in trigger point and deep tissue massage. I am also good at editing, cooking, and games.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have been told by people that I am very hard to read. Even a few who profess to be psychically inclined have told me this. And others have said that I come off very trustworthy. I can not say what the difference could be between these groups of people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors and my favorites by them:
L.E. Modesitt, Jr.: Recluse Saga and Imager Series
Robert Jordan: Wheel of Time series
Terry Goodkind: Sword of Truth series
Brandon Sanderson: Elantris and Wheel of Time
Elizabeth Hayden: Symphony of Ages series
Edgar Allan Poe: How to Write a Blackwood Article, and everything else he has done.
Ernest Hemingway: The Sun Also Rises and his short stories
Mark Twain: Everything, he is epic
Eudora Welty: any of her short stories
Laurence Sterne: Life and Times of Tristram Shandy (not done yet but it is great so far)

Movies: I tend to not be overly critical of movies. If I take my time to see one I want to enjoy it, and I have found that being too critical of a movie is a good way to dislike them all. Some of my recent favorites are: Sucker Punch, Scott Pilgrim, Zombieland, Marvel superhero movies.

Music: Billy Joel, BNL, Metallica, Mike Posner,

Musicals: Into the Woods, Spamalot, Wicked, Dr. Horrible Sing

TV: My new favorite is Hotel Impossible. I would love to do a long cross-country vacation to visit the hotels in this show along with the restaurants in DD&D and MvF. It would be an amazing vacation. Some of my other favorites over the years are Bones, Chuck, Community, Firefly, Angel, Buffy, The Big Bang Theory, Tosh.0, Walking Dead, Scrubs, Star Trek (love all the series), Naruto, and Bleach.

Food: I like food. I dislike onions and mushrooms. I love cooking. I make a killer chili. I somehow have sired children who do not like to eat. I believe this is a karmic punishment of some sort.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids
Sugar free drinks
Something to read.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why women expect long complicated first messages. What is wrong with just saying hello to see if there is any return interest?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have my kids on the weekends, so I am usually home relaxing with them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have freckles, and I have read the twilight books.
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