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InkMayCharacter

33 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello person that's reading this,

Hi.

I'm looking for a quality girl/lady/woman and reached an age where I'm realizing that won't happen in bars and "clubs".

Wow, that sounds tired huh? I'm far from it, in fact I've never been busier, and I've succeeded in achieving a lot of the goals I've set out, but the fruits of those successes aren't as sweet as they could be because I don't have someone to share it with, as banal and trite as that sounds; it's really true.

Ok so about me:

I'm awesome.

No wait, that's no good... let's see... Ok, I try to be awesome at as much stuff as possible, after 33 years of being around, I know at least that about myself - I find virtue in exploring, learning, and growing as much as possible... it's as bright a north star as I have. No. I am not a hippie ... "I just crush a lot" (points if you know that reference).

I'm a Senior Program Manager or "Senior Digital Producer" (doesn't that sound way cooler? let's go with that) at a big time Donald Draper-y marketing agency here in Dallas and really do like, hell, maybe even love my job!

Otherwise, I've been a professional singer (with IdentityTheftBand for 1.5 years) here in Dallas and now I'm pouring my extracurricular efforts into a post production/videography freelance business by night. Oh, and I love Brazilian JiuJitsu and MMA. I've been training since 2000.

So yeah, I like to "do all the things"... I want to anyway.

Tambien hablo espanol, pero no mucho estos diaz porque no tengo mucha hente con quien practicar... Se me esta olvidando mi primer idioma.

I don't know why I didn't just say "I speak Spanish" but there you go.

Oh, and I'm not crazy, no debt, well paying job, well adjusted, and politically incorrect. (right about here I was desperately tempted to copy/paste George Carlin's "Modern Man" monologue).

So, I'm looking for a smart (that one's a must), opinionated, beautiful (preferably short/petite) woman that will have as ferocious a curiosity and passion for life as I do and keep applying herself and learning with me. Honestly though, physique is the most negotiable... to an extent of course.

"charming bonus" for pixie cut hair, if you hold a Phd, if you are fit, if you already know who Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Michio Kaku, and William Ryker and if you speak a language I don't.

PS - this was my first stream-of-consciousness swing at this, so forgive the silliness.

Oh, and my name is Brian -
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Project manager during the day, professional singer at night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking/pondering
Making you laugh (online profiles
Notwithstanding)
Ballroom Dancing
Story telling
Singing
Brazilian JiuJitsu (Brown belt under Rob Ables)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Nothing: I'm already behind them...up in the tree, with a ninja star trained on their neck
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here goes..

Books:
Malcolm Gladwell, Thomas Friedman, Shakespeare
Any non fiction science book (currently it's Inflight Science by Brian Clegg.. Very eye opening stuff!)

Movies, shows, comics, fave's in general:
Louis CK, Bill Maher, Spaced, Firefly/Serenity, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, The West Wing, Pulp Fiction, Good Will Hunting, Total Recall, any recent Marvel movie (expect for the crap-tacular Fantastic Four movies), TheOnion, DailyShow/ColbertReport, PBS and NPR but especially RadioLab, Dawn of the Dead, The Fountain, Gattaca, StarWars, Jazz, Salsa music, top 40, motown, 80's music, 90's music, opera music (no, really)...

And on and on and on...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sneezy,
Sleepy,
Dopey,
Happy,
Doc,
Bashful,
...aw DAMMIT!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For realz: Astrophysics, politics, anything RadioLab serves up, atheism, agnosticism, theism, cinematography, music, jiujitsu and MMA technique, general theory of knowledge, UFC, Florida Gators football (the only two sports I really care about).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends or staying in working on a project of some sort. I just finished a video for my JiuJitsu gym - it gave me the opportunity to learn AfterEffects like crazy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often find myself singing songs with perfect recollection of the words, cadence, and phrasing from The Nightmare Before Christmas... I was obsessed with that movie when it came out... it was a thing...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're:
Intelligent
Spunky
Funny
Thoughtful
Athletic
Short with short hair (my weakness)
Telekinetic