Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm friendly, funny and looking to meet new people, regardless of
age or gender. I know a ridiculous amount of trivia about Julie
Andrews. I paint intense disturbing portraits. I wear a lot of
floral. I also wear neck ties. I collect postcards and the tears of
boys. I type things on an old Olympia typewriter sometimes. I like
Robert Frost. I'm allergic to kiwi fruit. I like Mozart as a person
but musically I prefer Bach. Sometimes I dress like Mary Poppins.
Was Hamlet was a whiny douche? My favourite colour is blue.
What I’m doing with my life
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Painting, writing, sewing, cooking and making new friends. Donating
my blood. Volunteering. Writing a play about the apocalypse.
Thinking about the sky. Rejoicing the reinstatement of Pluto.
Thinking about the possible future colonisation of Jupiter's moons.
Marking future lunar eclipses in my calendar. Watching videos of
astronauts brushing their teeth. Spending time with my ageing dog.
Spending time with my ageing grandmother. Being the black sheep of
my extended family. Collecting hat pins.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making terrible puns. baking cakes, portraits. Cheering people up.
Realising when people need a hug. Baking bread. Drinking.
Friendship bracelets. Falling off my bike. Pretending that my
injuries from falling off my bike are not as bad as they look.
Braiding girl hair. Braiding boy hair. Braiding your dog's hair.
Braiding grass. Procrastinating. Giving back massages. Arm
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair. My height. My 80s-90s style. I'm always wearing something
second hand. I always have something leather. Or velvet. Or silk.
Or all three. I'll pat your dog without asking. I'll talk too much
about obscure films. I sing show tunes. I can't sing. I have little
feet. My eyes are gold sometimes. I have a firm handshake. I'm
usually looking at the sky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything by Thomas Harris, Shakespeare, Stephen King, Harry Potter
series, + many, many more.
Favourite movie is Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, close
second, Requiem For A Dream.
I watch Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Broad City, a bit
of American Horror Story, a bit of Mad Men, some Hannibal, some
Supernatural, some Doctor Who. Also Six Feet Under, The X-Files,
Law & Order etc...
I listen to a lot of everything, right now, Flume and Grimes.
I love any Asian food and seafood, but I'm not a picky eater.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, art, music, wine, cheap food in Springvale, the city.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the universe and everything. Baby snails. If the direction
your hair grows means anything about you. What do animals think
about music? What happened to Harold Holt? Who named that swimming
pool? Who thought "babe" was an appropriate term of endearment? Why
are piercings a thing? Why is the little traffic light man only
different in East Germany?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Hanging out in the city with friends. Looking into the
river. Eating cheap food. Eating fine food. Drinking wine. Drinking
whisky. Drinking beer. Giving coins to street performers. Making
friends on trams. Getting lost. Giving directions to foreigners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm shy. I don't like people quickly. I love children's movies but
not children. I don't like any of my family. I'm afraid of moths.
Mary Poppins was my first love.
You should message me if
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You're decent, polite and have a good sense of humour. You have
weekly existential crises. You can say something other than "hi".
You like dumplings. You are good to your parents. You hate your
parents. You like winter. You've never seen snow. You think about
the stars. The stars scare you. You are allergic to pollen but like
spring anyway. You feel we may meet again some sunny day. You like
the ocean. You are married to the ocean. You are the ocean. You
live in Melbourne and are sick of the grime in Port Phillip Bay.
The grime in Port Phillip Bay has a special place in your heart.
You respect women. Don't message me if you don't respect women. You
like summer, even if it makes you wistful for your childhood. You
like Tim Winton. You think Tim Winton can be overrated. You like
the smell of wintergreen. You had a guinea pig as a pet. You've
tasted guinea pig in a South American dish of some description.
You've seen Withnail & I as many times as me (it's a lot). You
like to pet cacti. You can appreciate that animals should have
rights and still eat them. You like the colour red.
Who are you looking for?
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