I'm wondering why there's an about me section here. I mean, it seems that what people have to say is irrelevant anyhow. That being said, if my pictures appeal to you and you'd like some glimpse into my personality please drop a line. Cause, ya know, being superficial is a great way to start a relationship and an even better way to start a friendship. Oh how I love America. Btw, I'm sarcastic if you didn't already pick up on that.

Trying...

To list a few things; cooking, driving stick shift, multitasking, and I have a really good memory.

Honestly, I'm not too sure. I guess if I have short sleeves on it's probably my one tattoo.

As far as books go I read a lot. I like mostly fiction. I Like Stephen King, J.K. Rowling (I live Harry Potter, not gonna lie lol), Henry Miller, Tom Robbins (Still Life With Woodpecker is a great book, no matter how odd the title lol), Chuck Palahniuk, Dean Koontz, Clive Cussler, Karl Hiaasen (good vacation books), Mary Shelly, Mark Twain, I realize I'm listing authors and not books, but my list is way too long to get too specific. Right now I'm reading "the invisible fist; The ninja art of invisibility, cause hey, who wouldn't wanna be a ninja lol.

Movies are way easier lol. True Romance, Life is Beautiful (watch it, it's amazing), Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, The Harry Potter movies, Lucky Number Sleven, Seven Pounds, The Never Ending Story (lol, you know if you heard the theme music you'd recognize it too lol), Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Fearless, Happy Feet, The list goes on.

When it comes to food I'm all over the place. I like pretty much everything and I'm never afraid to try something new. People who go "Oh I don't like that" having never tried the dish in question kinda get on my nerves lol.

As far as music, rap, electronic, dubstep (womp womp lol), rock, classic rock. Mostly anything. Though I do have a allergy to jack johnson. No bueno.

iPhone, comfortable shoes, sex, job, loud music and hot sauce. This is of course assuming there's air water sunshine and all the other things that actually matter to sustain life are present lol.

Random stuff. Really. Could be puzzling the mystery of life. Could e wonderig what you would get if you genetically crossed a catfish with a monkey. ADD galore lol.

Lately I've been working Saturday nights. One of my jobs is security/promoter at a club. If not working I guess chilling ad trying to relax. Trying being the key word lol.

I'm actually an alien. And I love Mary Jane lol. And I mean, I checked the bisexual box haha, isn't that a biggie? You'd be amazed at how quickly that turns you from a decent prospect to not worth the time with a lot of women.

Your a good person. You have an open mind and like things that are different from the norm. Also, despite it saying bisexual on my profile it also says interested in women. So if you look or act like a boy I'm not gonna be interested.