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26 Miami, FL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 30
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Im very sarcastic and love a good back and forth. I'm not a sharp as I once was, but I still got the jump on most of you fools :). Any girl that can win her share will win me over very quickly. I get a lot of satisfaction from helping people and find myself stopping to help randoms quite often. I love animals, love love animals. Far more than people lol. I really enjoy reading and probably average a book a week. Book suggestions are always welcome. I was born in the islands and the water feels like home to me. I love being up in the morning right before sunrise when the day has started but life hasn't, the quiet knowledge that the empty, silent streets are going to be noisy and bustling in a half hour, but until then, it's all yours in undisturbed peace. I like to exercise, especially squash and distance running. I'm always up to listen to some comedy or to go see one or watch a live show. I believe I have enormous potential and I want somebody who will push me to realize it. Ladies, you don't like 'hey' so when I take the time to read your profile and send you a personalized message, if you have no interest, 'Sorry, not interested' would be nice to receive back. Courtesy is a two way street.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working very hard to provide for my future and trying to improve the other areas of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzles of all sorts- sudoku, logic puzzles, riddles, logistics, whatever. I will figure that shit out!
Highway driving/jay walking.
Being one step ahead
giving solid advice, one of my friends used to call me her sherpa.
Turning my whites pink. Sigh
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm shy, quiet, and easilt amused.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV- The Boondocks, Married w/Children, Suits(this is amazing), Jeopardy/WoF (I used to be a whiz at these), Gold Rush Alaska, Parks and Rec, The Price Is Right, Californication(best show ever?)

Movies- Perfume, Snatch, The Recruit, Superbad, Hall Pass, Blow, Rounders, Ted, The Last Samurai, AHX, Shawshank, Gladiator, Se7en,

My favorite genres are sci-fi and fantasy, but I'll read some other stuff if its good- Ben Bova, Mercedes Lackey, Paulo Coelho, Isaac Asimov, Stephen Baxter. The Iceberg Hermit, Confessions of an Economic Hitman(what a fucking scary piece of literature this is), Born to Run

Music- Mostly lyric heavy Hip Hop -Common, Brother Ali, Mos Def, Jay-Z, Kanye, J Cole, Method Man, Rakim, Murs, Blackalicious, The Roots, Living Legends...Also some rock -Cream, Jimi, Zeppelin, State Radio, CCR, Kansas

And finally my favorite part of this section- People say America has no cuisine but god damn I love it. Potato chips not included. I also love Indian, Italian, Thai and Mexican food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sister
Paper Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Self Improvement, the injustices of the world and the systems in place to continue and profit from those injustices, where we are headed as a species, how things work on a technical level, social interaction, women, running/mma/general fitness, food, yoga pants and hipster glasses on women- god is good!(not really)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working because I work nights. Id rather be on the beach on a cool night working on my second drink looking at the stars and talking some shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is a lot in life that I am missing out on due to my social anxiety and I want someone that will push me to do the things I want and will be there to center me after the 'adventure'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're attractive, you can work with my anxiety and want someone to push you to be your best. If religion is your thing, we will not work. It's a tool for harvesting money and power and is as or more corrupt than any government or corporation that has ever existed