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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Has kid(s) and might want more
Has dogs
My self-summary
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My name is Greg, and I'm just a guy, a..."walking disaster" if you will. I suffer from a wide variety of interests. I'm not the kinda guy who will abandon you on deer opener, sit around drinking beer, or go partying every weekend. I'm good at killing bugs, remembering special occasions, and putting the seat down though. So, you know, just sayin. I will also belt it out while driving, and my friends quote about it sums me up rather perfectly:
"It's amazing how you can go from horribly off key, to perfectly on pitch, and then back to sounding like a dying cat depending on the song"

So, ladies, that's what I'm bringing to the table. Also, the emotional baggage that comes with having gone through a divorce and some other life events.

Right? I'm shocked I'm single too.

Joking aside, I'm just a regular guy who's been through some stuff, I'm not really sure where I'm going in life, what I'm looking for, or what I'm going to be doing next weekend, but I can tell you this: I'm passionate, patient, and beyond done with games.

Took a test, guess I'm ENFP, very middle of the road for most of those though.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm just living it. I have 2 awesome kids, my son who I adopted in my first marriage(long story, ask, I'll share), and my daughter who was born late 2013. I'm doing what I can to provide for them while getting myself out of my situation. It's a bit of a struggle, but I accept it as where I ended up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at being a father. I love watching my kids grow and become little people.
I'm also good at finding the silver lining in life.
I like to think I'm funny and entertaining to talk to, but I feel like my opinion might be biased.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my glasses and beard. After that it's my smile and my laugh. Idk, meet me and tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: mostly fiction, and basically anything that holds my interest. I like books when I have time to read, suggest something for me to read. :)

I love movies, I'm always adding to my collection from the $5 bin at WalMart. I enjoy comedies, action, sci-fi stuff, I'll watch horror things, but it would take a special occasion for me to go watch some romantic drama.

I have a few shows I watch regularly: Ink Master, Suits, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, and Tosh.0, otherwise I don't spend a lot of time watching tv until a show comes out on Netflix.

I like music, I don't like rap, I dislike country. Beyond that, what I listen to changes with my mood, from a little Dashboard Confessional to some Avenged Sevenfold to Paramore. I don't really care, as long as I enjoy it.

I don't really care much about food, I'm not super picky.
I do make wonderful fajitas and grill a mean steak, so maybe I'll do that for you sometime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My kids, they're my number one priority.
2. My glasses, I'm rather blind without them.
3. Idk, the internet? I think the sharing of information is pretty crucial in today's world.
4-6. I don't know. Come back to me on this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time pondering life. Figuring out if I want to save up for another tattoo or go out for the weekend. Why don't I have fun socks? Things like that. I'm very scattered, and have a little bit of add, so my mind is always wandering.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either with my son, or trying to find something interesting to do. Usually end up nerding out with some friends or going to a movie before heading downtown to find something to occupy my time.
You should message me if
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You want to grab drinks or food. Maybe if you want to play some board games or binge watch some anime.
I don't know, I don't have specific requirements, so if my profile made you laugh, say hi and let's talk.