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Freezecracker

28 M Hudson, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:44pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Breton (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Chris and when I am not out battling sea tigers and riding the last winged unicorn, I like to volunteer selling organs to dying orphans. Other then that I am a simple man that likes pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently studying Game Design at SNHU in Manchester so that I can spend all my days hunched in darkness drinking beer and eating Tacos, until such a time I design a robot to feed me the Tacos and drink the beer. I am in my senior year, but I have been a senior for the past two semesters because I am 90% sure my school wants me to be there forever.
I’m really good at
Taking down casuals in the vidya games, making an ass out of myself (see: use of term "vidya games") and probably not talking to ladies due to aforementioned vidya games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a strong black woman that need no man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything witty and satirical in nature, that will further my own personal knowledge in game design theory, and useless facts.

Movies: I love to watch movies. I have watched way too many movies, both good and very bad. Some of my favorites are:

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Black Dynamite, Army of Darkness, Step Brothers, Street Fighter: The Movie, Star Wars IV-VI, 500 Days of Summer, Blade Runner

Music: My music tastes are all around the chart right now. The few things I can say with some conviction is that Death from Above 1979 is my favorite band, I have been listening to a lot of "Dance/ Indie/ Electropop" music recently. To give you some idea what I am listening to currently but most definitely not limited to:

Anamanaguchi, Daft Punk, Justice, Pendulum, LCD Soundsystem, Ladytron, The Rapture, Ratatat, Crystal Castles, MSTRKRFT, Bloc Party, Ozma, Modest Mouse

Really anything with beeps and boops.

Foods: I like anything unless it has Onions, I think I may have been raped by an Onion as a kid or something. I do love Sushi and Mexican foods, (which is kind of ironic because of the amount of onions involved in the prep and cooking of it.)
The six things I could never do without
1. My brain- Can't leave home without it. I did once, I crashed my car into an orphanage/firework factory.

2. A sense of humor - I can laugh about any situation which is great a funerals, but may not be appropriate...

3. Food- If you don't eat you cant live. If you are not living, but still walking. Then you are a god damn zombie.

4. My Friends - No matter how bad I feel or how bad I get screwed in life, they are always there to cheer me up or some how they have it worse off, so I don't feel as bad... Except for Steve. Fuck that guy.

5. My Feet - I don't like to drive as much as I used to, at least I can get around in a 10 mile radius in a good amount of time. keeps me healthy. I wish I had rocket feet.

6. My beard - It gives me my Canadian super powers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The many glorious uses for the Lord's (Nic Cage) greatest superfood, the mighty bacon!!! Sometimes wondering what win in a fight, Unicorns vs. Narwhals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jumping from rooftop to rooftop looking for JUSTICE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Much like Indiana Jones, I too have a debilitating fear of a
seemingly innocuous creature-- Spiders!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a dangerous marauder with a passion for chance or if you realize that the majority of this is sarcasm, but mostly the first thing.