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28 M Hudson, NH

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:44pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Breton (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Chris and when I am not out battling sea tigers and riding the last winged unicorn, I like to volunteer selling organs to dying orphans. Other then that I am a simple man that likes pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently studying Game Design at SNHU in Manchester so that I can spend all my days hunched in darkness drinking beer and eating Tacos, until such a time I design a robot to feed me the Tacos and drink the beer. I am in my senior year, but I have been a senior for the past two semesters because I am 90% sure my school wants me to be there forever.
I’m really good at
Taking down casuals in the vidya games, making an ass out of myself (see: use of term "vidya games") and probably not talking to ladies due to aforementioned vidya games.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am a strong black woman that need no man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything witty and satirical in nature, that will further my own personal knowledge in game design theory, and useless facts.

Movies: I love to watch movies. I have watched way too many movies, both good and very bad. Some of my favorites are:

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Black Dynamite, Army of Darkness, Step Brothers, Street Fighter: The Movie, Star Wars IV-VI, 500 Days of Summer, Blade Runner

Music: My music tastes are all around the chart right now. The few things I can say with some conviction is that Death from Above 1979 is my favorite band, I have been listening to a lot of "Dance/ Indie/ Electropop" music recently. To give you some idea what I am listening to currently but most definitely not limited to:

Anamanaguchi, Daft Punk, Justice, Pendulum, LCD Soundsystem, Ladytron, The Rapture, Ratatat, Crystal Castles, MSTRKRFT, Bloc Party, Ozma, Modest Mouse

Really anything with beeps and boops.

Foods: I like anything unless it has Onions, I think I may have been raped by an Onion as a kid or something. I do love Sushi and Mexican foods, (which is kind of ironic because of the amount of onions involved in the prep and cooking of it.)
The six things I could never do without
1. My brain- Can't leave home without it. I did once, I crashed my car into an orphanage/firework factory.

2. A sense of humor - I can laugh about any situation which is great a funerals, but may not be appropriate...

3. Food- If you don't eat you cant live. If you are not living, but still walking. Then you are a god damn zombie.

4. My Friends - No matter how bad I feel or how bad I get screwed in life, they are always there to cheer me up or some how they have it worse off, so I don't feel as bad... Except for Steve. Fuck that guy.

5. My Feet - I don't like to drive as much as I used to, at least I can get around in a 10 mile radius in a good amount of time. keeps me healthy. I wish I had rocket feet.

6. My beard - It gives me my Canadian super powers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The many glorious uses for the Lord's (Nic Cage) greatest superfood, the mighty bacon!!! Sometimes wondering what win in a fight, Unicorns vs. Narwhals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jumping from rooftop to rooftop looking for JUSTICE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Much like Indiana Jones, I too have a debilitating fear of a
seemingly innocuous creature-- Spiders!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a dangerous marauder with a passion for chance or if you realize that the majority of this is sarcasm, but mostly the first thing.