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FreezerGeezer

26 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I was thinking that if astronauts were more like WWE wrestlers then every subsequent one would call the other guys sissies and say they were the first REAL MAN in space

I'd welcome any sort of interaction not centered around work or school. Or where I was on the night of so and so
What I’m doing with my life
Juggling grad school and chainsaws.
I’m really good at
Something that I can't reasonably be asked to demonstrate if I lie about it now. Maybe multiplying huge numbers together in my head with ease?

... shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Simpsons, Peep Show, Red Dwarf, Seinfeld, Cheers, Curb

Graham Greene, Mishima, Dead Souls, historical nonfiction

Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Broadcast, Neil Young, Otis Redding, Bill Evans, Randy Newman, Gordon Lightfoot, T. Rex, hilariously long farts
The six things I could never do without
1. A bed (bedrock will suffice)
2. My glasses (lenses shaped in the precise manner needed to bend light to focus on my retinas will suffice)
3. A holophoner
4-6 Three other fictional instruments I don't feel like looking up
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Rex Banner, how I'm in grad school for math when I signed up for a master's in Cruise Line Magicianship, pyrrhonism
On a typical Friday night I am
Wishing T.G.I.F. was still a thing as I stare into the cold abyss of Friday night programming.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Frequently post the same topic entitled "m4plane" on the Missed Connections forum of Craigslist.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to include me in some kind of Brewster's Millions scenario