Man, I remember when [description of event that any person, regardless of race, creed or current presence of mind-- including those with a severely diminished capacity for comprehension in general; and as well, those that one day may exist that are capable of thought in a way not easily ascertained by comparatively limited human cognition-- would find humorous and at least a little charming]

... that was pretty cool

I think I'm going to grad school. I was going to go overseas to go this year, but there was all this talk about a Scottish civil war or some hooey (I don't know much about it)

Something that I can't reasonably be asked to demonstrate if I lie about it now. Maybe multiplying huge numbers together in my head with ease?

... shit.

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1. A bed (bedrock will suffice)
2. My glasses (lenses shaped in the precise manner needed to bend light to focus on my retinas will suffice)
3. A holophoner
4-6 Three other fictional instruments I don't feel like looking up

Wishing T.G.I.F. was still a thing as I stare into the cold abyss of Friday night programming.

-you lol (at yourself and others, but never at non-entities)
- you don't mind watching Cheers, Becker, Golden Girls, The Simpsons (seasons 3-10) and Peep Show on a continuous loop
- You've seen Planetes or Welcome to the N.H.K. and thought they were great