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26 M San Antonio, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
Native American, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I currently have my plate full in the dating department. I'm more interested in making friends at the moment, particularly outdoorsy intellectual males for bro-time. I'm looking for fellow truth- and beauty-seekers, and old souls with much more growing to do. Let's co-catalyze.

Or we can just train parkour. I'll even teach you how to suck as well as I do!

Sorry, this profile may not give an accurate view of who I am in real life. I'm more interested in getting the basics of my values out there, and letting the rest fall into place. In real life, I'm funny, honest, talkative, inquisitive, and affectionate. My sense of humor is irreverent, and often portrays me as the opposite of who I am, so it's not uncommon for people to get the wrong idea of me if they only catch a glimpse.
What I’m doing with my life
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Training myself to be uncomfortable in my comfort zone. I really like the idea of picking up a new hobby with someone, and co-learning it, collaborative autodidacticism. And yes, that's an invitation: what have you always wanted to do?

My hobbies (to varying extent, depending on opportunities) include guitar, drums, bass, parkour, running, crossworDs, archery, throwing knives, weight/ bodyweight training, grip training, climbing, camping, coffee-swilling, people-watching, and those new-person conversations.

I am a firm believer that being in nature, interacting with animals, and being physically active are important experiences for centering yourself, and people who lack them appear to be seriously imbalanced as a result - as if they've lost all sense of their person beyond their role in society.

As for work, I'm in the subpoena-servin' business. Yes, it is exactly like Pineapple Express, but with parkour and even more costumes. I'll likely be there for the time being, but in the long term I'd like to pursue a PhD in statistics, and go into social science research. For now, I'm a manager and problem-solver, so it's pretty exciting for me.

Just did pretty damn well on my first 5k, so I think I'm gonna do more of that. Obstacle runs? Those exist? Now I can show off how ineffectual that parkour training has been!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meatspin top score. Check it.

NYT Crosswords and noticing when people make puns unwittingly.

Classical & folk guitar. No jokes for this one. Just wanted to brag.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Surly Ukrainian ballerina?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm terrible at picking favorites.

Suttree? Lolita? Currently reading Goedel, Escher, Bach & A People's History of the United States.

The Fountain


Explosions in the Sky. Also, why have I just found out about Gentle Giant?

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Possessions control the owner. He who has nothing and needs nothing is yet prosperous. This is called fullness, and something something is called the Tao, etc

That said, if you touch my Jew-gold, we're going to have a problem.

Camping! Is it too late to name things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Every fucking thing. I am absolutely gluttonous for new knowledge and experience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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1. Colony collapse disorder? Yeah, that was me. Not proud of it.

2. First, look at how handsome I am. Did you look? Okay, now read number 3.

3. I'm on probation for a minor drinking & driving offense. I won't be drinking or driving at all until anywhere from August 2014 to May 2015. It's not a big deal. I don't ask for rides all the time, and I'm not a drag when I'm sober. I guess if any of this bothers you, you really have to give some thought about how we are all flawed, and then suck it. Also, don't worry about that first part.
You should message me if
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I really dig when women know what they want and aren't afraid to initiate contact. For all the talk about confidence in men, it is just as sexy in women. Some of you don't write all that much about yourselves, so there might not be much for me to comment on other than your appearance. And I know that isn't a popular opening topic, correct?

Ok, really:
- You are eloquent in matters of the soul. (Read that like a visibly uncomfortable Hank Hill)
- A healthy lifestyle is very important to me. Treat yourself well.
- Also, Other Things.
- You're Mia Wallace. I should have put this up front, because it is a requirement that you be this fictional character. Could I ask a favor? Could everyone else fucking fuck the fuck off? Fuck!