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  • Ages 18-60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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6' 1" (1.85m)
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Left-of-left, easy-going, open-minded, free-thinking, clothing-optional, hyphenated word-friendly. I'm an artist, what can I say? I go to every art walk, reception and special event known to mankind. I have my masters in free wine and doctorate in hors d'ouevre-ology. More polyamorous, I often wonder how I got into such a conventional world where we humans torture ourselves night and day over a bunch of arbitrary rules and regulations that have to do more with misconcepts about morality than about human nature. Add to that the sex positive, friends and roommates with benefits, public nudity and causing Republican to have apoplectic fits.

I am open-minded, sarcastic, and available
What I’m doing with my life
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Getting out from under and going over the top. Right now I'm working on renting the second bedroom in my "antiquated artist's quarters" by the Fremont Bridge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stop-motion animation, performing music out of the 1930's, story telling, reciting oral history, speaking in pun, long, sensual massage.
The first things people usually notice about me
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irony, twisted wisdom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mysteries, noir, swing (no pun intended), fresh salmon, no onions or garlic. Back to the movies for a moment: Wheeler and Woolsey, Lee Tracy, King Kong, Son Of Kong, Foreign Corespondent, Saboteur, Suspicion, The Thief Of Bahgdad, Stranger On The Third Floor, Gay Divorcee, 3 Strip Technicolor, square to academy format, wipe-aways. The absolute technical and artistic superiority of the Golden Age.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, guitar, sex, lips, taste
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my art. And lately finding a new, improved C.O. roommate for my antiquated artist's quarters in Fremont.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
all geared up and ready to relax.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I made two Humpfest entries.
You should message me if
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you are very, very easy-going, yet intensely passionate about the value of who we are rather than the status of what we own. It might also help if you want to have fun rather than getting absolutely morbidly serious about "what it all means."