Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please dont take this too seriously. Most of all this crap starts
to read the same a lot sooner than later. Check out my pics and go
from there. Read some of my interests if you feel like it, but it's
way cooler to discover all that stuff away from the keyboard. My
experience is that similar interests dont nearly yield the kind of
results one might expect.
ENFP - 'nuf said, i'm really fun to be around :D
oh yea, I'm a bed-wetting, bleeding heart, lefty liberal looney
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I maintain an intranet, do instructional design, HTML and new hire
training for a publishing company, yet I have a B.A. in BS (Liberal
Arts)..super snoozy lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brewing coffee using various apparatuses (think meth cook)
Hiding in plain sight
Living on the edge of glory
Driving through living rooms
Not eating meat very often, but when I do it's rare ;)
Knowing what it takes to win in the Punderdome
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
charm, presence, quick wit, height, trim build, green eyes which
sometimes look blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
armchair physics to whimsical fiction
TV shameless, girls, californication, mad men, borgias, big bang
theory, into the wormhole, ancient aliens, no reservations, twin
magic mike, natural born killers, science of sleep, waking life,
Even a shitty track will sound elegant on a Phazon or Funktion One
system. I listen to, Deep House / Tech House / most EDM
Classic Rock, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z, Beanie Sigel, Wu Tang, Dre,
Snoop, Slick Rick, MF Doom, Bubblegum Pop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
zelda old and new (you can borrow any game anytime, no late
sriracha or any hot sauce
morning kiss, spoon, sex
straight razors & shaving oil
obscenely expensive lip balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
outer space, multiverses, glitches
worldwide hunger while cooking
grooming habits [own + others]
right wing toolbags
donating time and money
unexpected gifts at unexpected times
mayhem & malarkey
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having two Saturday nights
Three knuckles deep lmao jay to the kay
Desperately clinging to my last shred of dignity
Drilling depravity cavities
Tending to a stable of unicorns
Stealing cougar jewelry
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
* Some rando paid me to watch him jerk off.
* I once smoked crack with a hobo.
* I've pissed on the third rail and lived to tell the tale.
* I've danced alone with Bjork at Circus Circus in the 101
* I have a paralyzing fear of getting sharticles on my
* I own The Clapper and use it every day.
If I'm putting all this crazy shit on the internet, imagine what
I'm willing to tell you in person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* You want to laugh a lot and maybe shove each other around in
* Jacked or Used up is your body type lol
* Are openminded.
* Dont take yourself too seriously.
* Touch your face to adjust your glasses when you have your
* Enjoy stranger danger.
* If you made it this far, why not try and take a stab at what
part/s of my profile is/are an out and out lie? :D
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