ladies without sense of humor should leave this page immediately. Close themselves in a dark room and watch great people like Louie CK, Chris rock and John Stewart
I'm down to earth, looking for a girlfriend
But waaaaaaaait there's more!!! 🔞
I try to not copy paste much but the odds are against me, besides the fact this is a human amazon web store, And dating is somehow a bi product of freezing winters and easy access to people lives.
I have to resolve to the more in conventional marketing tools.
So add me to cart And don't forget to checkout.... My Instagram @jwarstyle
It's ok you don't have to follow.
Besides my inhuman ability to ctrl+c and ctrl+v I'm overall more or less somehow not too fucked up (my moms words). I don't drink much when I'm alone. I'm a big fan of sarcasm, just in case the girl without sense of humor missed it, And if I ended up messaging her based on her looks, I'm not too shallow, just falling prey to years of corporate advertisement telling me Victoria's Secret model are the gold standard of women. Don't blame me I'm only looking, but you shop there ladies!
I'm loyal and hard working guy. and I tend to make lots of spelling mistakes and suicidal grammatical errors. (its my third language please give me a break)
i'll cook if you'll make me look like a professional writer.
I'll make you smile and we can always flip a coin who'll wash the dishes.
to all the spelling Nazis please refrain from killing me... i'm still a Jew, dont repeat history its no bueno.
I believe in honesty and the natural good in people. Positivity is my prime goal, and no asshole can ruin this.
I'd like to believe I'm artsy, but not in the Williamsburg type of way, corporate hipster? I guess.