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TrickOTreat

28 M London, UK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I try to fit a lot into my life - old friends, new friends, random experiences, unusual hobbies, travel, spontaneous moments, and deep connections with beautiful women. Sleep didn't make it into that list, but I'm sure there's time for that later.

It's taken me a few years to get here, but I think of myself as a guy who knows what he wants; I like girls who are intelligent, driven, open-minded and not afraid of their own sexuality (although a bit shy isn't a problem). Very important that you can laugh at yourself. Not looking for the one-night-standers; I like to spend time with a girl, get to know all her hopes, fears and fantasies and work together to have amazing conversations and amazing sex, sometimes at the same time. And I will push you to your limits, and probably corrupt you a little along the way.

I'm a slightly unusual combination of geeky and and arty, I like to move in a lot of different circles and meet different types of people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
London is awesome. I've lived here for almost my whole life, but with every year I find I like it even more, as I discover more great places and meet more cool people. Having said that - travel is a passion and I've managed to make friends all round the world that I can hang out with when I happen to be in their country.

Here in London - I have a full time job, but you'd be surprised how much time you can squeeze out for adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jewel theft. Driving getaway cars. Cracking top secret codes. Swashbuckling battles of sword and rhyming repartee.

Saying dickhead things to people in a way that actually makes them laugh and enjoy my company even more.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Slightly crazy eyes (not to mention the eyebrows), smile, very proper english accent, and occasionally, that I've just been very direct.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Princess Bride is the best film of all time. Pirates of the Carribean and films like that - shallow imitations.

I am actually very easy to please with food - especially trying the local options when I'm travelling. China was a dream come true.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jazz, freedom, internet access, all-you-can-eat chinese, dance, adventure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Shoes and ships and sealing-wax. And cabbages. And kings. And why the sea is boiling hot. And whether pigs have wings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing, out at a bar/restaurant with friends. Maybe something theatre-related. Often meeting new people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have xray vision. Whatever you're wearing... it's futile.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Probably best not to, there's a good chance I'll be rude to you. But I am quite amiably rude; the aim is to amuse myself, but it might amuse you too.