I'm funny, cynical , easy going, and it would take a lot to make me angry.

I tend to speak before I think and sometimes it works for me and sometimes it doesn't.

I am a songwriter, freelance writer, musician, aspiring comedian, and a chef. I relocated to NYC because I love it here. I work for a very famous chef.
I also am working relentlessly to become The Batman ( not the cool Batman, but the Val Kilmer/George Clooney Batman)

Pretty much everything. Sometimes it's hard to rule at life as much as I do.

My chest ( hellooo i have eyes up here) and how beautiful I am. Also I've been considered the songbird of my generation.

I like books with words in them. Also, popup books are nice.

Music- Nirvana, Alice in Chains, The Black Keys, Led Zeppelin, Kings Of Leon, Stone Temple Pilots, Counting Crows, Radiohead, Rage against the Machine, Genesis, Live, The Doors, MGMT, Nine inch nails, Pearl Jam, Prince, Rolling Stones, Rush, Tears for fears, and Much Much more...

Movies- I like simple comedies, Superbad, The Hangover, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, the 40 year old virgin.
Mob movies, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface, The Departed, American Gangster.

I also like some Indie films, and I hate horror movies.

SHOWS- Breaking Bad, Californication, True Blood, (yea, I'll admit it) Louie, Wilfred, How I met Your Mother, Mad Men, Eastbound and Down.
Then I love the older shows, Full House, Family Matters, Boy meets World, Step By Step, Dinosaurs, Friends,etc.

Oxygen,water,food,shelter,a job, and twizzlers.

Can I think on this for a bit?

Crying alone in a corner. Kidding. Usually I'm working( culinary industry, bum schedule)

I'm a private dancer. Dancin' for money. Private dancer , i do what you wannnnt meee toooo...

You have a sense of humor, if you love beautiful people( like me) and if you are a fun, good hearted, and easy going person. Also you should be beautiful (like me) rich (like me) and great at everything (like me)

Also anyone who loves all kinds of music ( especially 90's alternative)