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23 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:06pm
Heteroflexible, Pansexual, Bisexual
6' 3" (1.90m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Frikster: Level 1 Computational Neuroscience Grad student. Level 1 Android App developer. Level 1 Latin Dancer. level 1 Long-distance Swimmer.
Exp 13435/1000,000,000
Introspective: +15 to wisdom checks
Adaptive: +15 to escape awkward situation attempts
Quirky: Frikster™ is immune to the "Care-what-others-think-about-you" spell

Absent-minded: -60 to all awareness checks.
Hypercritical: -15 to charm attempts
Indecisive: Whenever Frikster™ comes across "a choice" roll a D6. On any roll but a 6, Frikster™ skips his turn

Special Ability:
Stubborn as hell: Whenever Frikster™ successfully makes "a choice" (See page 94 of the Rulebook) he gains +30 to vitality whenever pursuing said choice and -30 to awareness of all other choices.

Quote from dear friend who is one of the most crazy girls I know: "You break the ice wherever you go."
Quote from thirty-year old close friend who I had a crush on: "You are years more mature than you should be"
Quote from a very traditionally minded upright friend: "You are very clean" (in reference to my squeaky clean living standards)
Myer-briggs = XNFP
Has piercings
Has tried polyamory
As a neuroscience student I will get moralistic on anyone who tells me I shouldn't take perfectly safe psychedelics
Has steampunk goggles and a top hat
Underground raves
Has a virtual reality kit that he likes showing other people
Would love to do more virtual reality coding
I made a pink box. And you can put on an occulus and walk around the pink box.
Likes hearing stories
Likes telling stories
Likes inventing Other Worlds
Likes inventing Other Worlds with someone
Talks to animals
Would rather adopt
Better still, would rather build a house full of exotic pets. Sugar Gliders.
Constantly thinks about the suffering going on in the world
Morbid sacrilegious sense of humour
Member of the Effective Altruist movement
Likes butts
Likes webcomics about butts
Vegetarian that will eat oysters (they're plant meat, give me a break)
Wants to cuddle in a hammock
Always late at parties
Relentlessly aggressively ambitious
Has more close female friends than male friends
Wants more close male friends
Like the series Entourage
Is used to being the token gay and/or white guy at parties
Wants to fall deeply and madly in love with someone
The word "intense" describes me equally well as does "quirky"
wants to feel like he is a drug for someone else who will fall deeply in love with him too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Most of my day is spent studying or doing data mining for my supervisor for some conference or another that he has to attend. A lot of my time is also spent scouring the web for obscure forums that I pray will help me in my bleak programming endreavors... ah yes, and there, in the dark misbegotten crevices of the internet there shalt be clattering of teeth and stampering of keyboards for nobody can hear you scream. You see, late nights grovelling for help is all I can do. I'm like the only person at my company who knows anything about programming.

Okay, that was true of my previous job. It's still true since I still work for them part time. But I now work in a new spanking new lab with programmers everywhere.

I now study the brains of female mice. Which means I'm fucked. The male mice were so much simpler :( Alas, interwoven with bitchiness as their intraparietal cortex might be, still, whenever I do gaze upon a neural network or the brain of a living organism I get the same sense of awe that others get when they look out to the phantasmagoria that is the night sky. In other words, this is me giving you a hint that I will highly appreciate neuroscience-themed gifts. Will you sign a contract that gives me full access to cleave your brain for myself after you transmute into a dilapidated corpse? <3 I will get all luvey-duvey on you if you say yes. :3
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into awkward situations and inadvertently making myself the center of attention. Fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything fantasy, science fiction, horror, alternative history, historical non-fiction, supernatural, conspiracy theory, anything with dark disturbing and thought provoking humour, anything post-apocalyptic, dystopian, grand. I have a soft spot for anime and webcomics.

I really like these guys:
-Game of Thrones
-The Dark Knight
-The Lord of the Ring: The Return of the King
- Ouran Highschool Host Club
- Two Steps from Hell
- Grendel
and let's not neglect youtube channels:
-Crash Course
-CGP Grey
-Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Words with many vowels or words that describe something specific and interesting. e.g.
- formication (no, it's spelt right. It's an "m")
- sastruga
- anatine
I am but a schlemiel culturati searching for my hoyden culturati

2) My soylent:
You meatwads can enjoy your human food while I embrace the Glorious Evolution. fuckin' love how much time and money it saves.

3) My Audiobooks and podcasts ("You're listening to radiolab...") You will never see me walking alone somewhere without a pair of headsets.

4) Da interwebz and internet humour. If you do not enjoy flirting in internet memes, there are some cute guys/girls on the left that you should probably click on *right now*. Like, quick. Run.

5) Raves. Proper ones. Psychedelics, crazy lights 'n all. Let's dance and make-out till the sun comes up.

6) My autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR). I get it to:
- the sound of heavy rain
- Being alone and listening to moving water
- the sound of pencil to paper
- whispers
- watching someone draw something that they're specifically drawing for me
- a stethoscope/cold metal across my skin

7) A 50m laned pool without people clogging the lanes or the pool breaking down or schedules changing erratically (UBC's aquatic center can go die in a fire). Swimming does for me what writing poetry seems to do for most of the girls I've dated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my bed with my laptop on my chest and a cup of tea to my side .

Every Friday in fact, and I wouldn't have it any other way unless there's some party or whatever then I'd *probably* get out of my cozy bed to go fulfill my social needs, except, usually not. Usually I try to convince my friends to instead just come over to my place and join me for tea and internetz.

Sometimes I succeed. I like those friends I can convince. The ones you can manipulate make for the best toys.
You should message me if
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You want someone to hold through the long march of the dark night.