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23 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:49pm
Heteroflexible, Pansexual, Bisexual
6' 3" (1.90m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Somewhat), Arabic (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Frikster: Level 1 Clinical Data Miner. Level 1 Android App developer. Level 1 Latin Dancer. level 1 Long-distance Swimmer.
Exp 13435/1000,000,000
Introspective: +15 to wisdom checks
Adaptive: +15 to escape awkward situation attempts
Quirky: Frikster™ is immune to the "Care-what-others-think-about-you" spell

Absent-minded: -60 to all awareness checks.
Hypercritical: -15 to charm attempts
Indecisive: Whenever Frikster™ comes across "a choice" roll a D6. On any roll but a 6, Frikster™ skips his turn

Special Ability:
Stubborn as hell: Whenever Frikster™ successfully makes "a choice" (See page 94 of the Rulebook) he gains +30 to vitality whenever pursuing said choice and -30 to awareness of all other choices.

Quote from friend: "You break the ice wherever you go." Unsurprisingly then, I'm a sucker for oddballs who give off a strong impression. Though... the oddballs I sucker for tend to just turn into intense temporary crushes. With a phD or Industry work looming, I'm really looking for someone supportive - a relationship that invigorates my professional projects - before anything else.

(*°∀°)=3 oooooo, is that an interesting cutie's profile I see! *Clicks send message* Yea, so I'm a work in progress. Whatever.

There are a couple of projects I'm working on outside my professional life that I'd love to share in with some new friends/lovers. I'd like to find: a Latin dance partner (incl. Jive), a swim buddy, someone who can teach me Mandarin (want to work in China one day), a programming buddy and someone to talk to about the philosophy of Peter Singer and Dan Savage and George Dvorsky. (If you want to learn *a lot* about my values, read up on these three. Collectively I daresay their teachings form the basis of my current worldview, ethically, politically, sexually and everything in-between.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Most of my day is spent studying or doing data mining for my supervisor for some conference or another that he has to attend. A lot of my time is also spent scouring the web for obscure forums that I pray will help me in my bleak programming endreavors... ah yes, and there, in the dark misbegotten crevices of the internet there shalt be clattering of teeth and stampering of keyboards for nobody can hear you scream. You see, late nights grovelling for help is all I can do. I'm like the only person at my company who knows anything about programming.

My master's is in neuroscience. When I look at neural networks or the brain of a living organism I get the same sense of awe that others get when they look out to the phantasmagoria that is the night sky. In other words, this is me giving you a hint that I will highly appreciate neuroscience-themed gifts. Will you sign a contract that gives me full access to cleave your brain for myself after you transmute into a dilapidated corpse? <3 I will get all luvey-duvey on you if you say yes. :3
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into awkward situations and inadvertently making myself the center of attention. Fun.


I'm like a failed extrovert. I'll leave it to you to figure out what that means.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything fantasy, science fiction, horror, alternative history, historical non-fiction, supernatural, conspiracy theory, anything with dark disturbing and thought provoking humour, anything post-apocalyptic, dystopian, grand. I have a soft spot for anime and webcomics.

I really like these guys:
-Game of Thrones
-The Dark Knight
-The Lord of the Ring: The Return of the King
- Ouran Highschool Host Club
- Two Steps from Hell
- Grendel
and let's not neglect youtube channels:
-Crash Course
-CGP Grey
-Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Words with many vowels or words that describe something specific and interesting. e.g.
- formication (no, it's spelt right. It's an "m")
- sastruga
- anatine
I am but a schlemiel culturati searching for my hoyden culturati

2) My soylent:
You meatwads can enjoy your human food while I embrace the Glorious Evolution. fuckin' love how much time and money it saves.

3) My Audiobooks and podcasts ("You're listening to radiolab...") You will never see me walking alone somewhere without a pair of headsets.

4) Da interwebz and internet humour. If you do not enjoy flirting in internet memes, there are some cute guys/girls on the left that you should probably click on *right now*. Like, quick. Run.

5) Raves. Proper ones. Psychedelics, crazy lights 'n all. Let's dance and make-out till the sun comes up.

6) My autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR). I get it to:
- the sound of heavy rain
- Being alone and listening to moving water
- the sound of pencil to paper
- whispers
- watching someone draw something that they're specifically drawing for me
- a stethoscope/cold metal across my skin

7) A 50m laned pool without people clogging the lanes or the pool breaking down or schedules changing erratically (UBC's aquatic center can go die in a fire). Swimming does for me what writing poetry seems to do for most of the girls I've dated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my bed with my laptop on my chest and a cup of tea to my side .

Every Friday in fact, and I wouldn't have it any other way unless there's some party or whatever then I'd *probably* get out of my cozy bed to go fulfill my social needs, except, usually not. Usually I try to convince my friends to instead just come over to my place and join me for tea and internetz.

Sometimes I succeed. I like those friends I can convince. The ones you can manipulate make for the best toys.
You should message me if
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You want someone to hold through the long march of the dark night.