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22 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 15
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Afrikaans (Okay), Arabic (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Frikster: Level 1 Clinical Data Miner. Level 1 Android App developer. Level 1 Latin Dancer. level 1 Long-distance Swimmer.
Exp 13435/1000,000,000
Introspective: +15 to wisdom checks
Adaptive: +15 to escape awkward situation attempts
Quirky: Frikster™ is immune to the "Care-what-others-think-about-you" spell

Absent-minded: -60 to all awareness checks.
Hypercritical: -15 to charm attempts
Indecisive: Whenever Frikster™ comes across "a choice" roll a D6. On any roll but a 6, Frikster™ skips his turn

Special Ability:
Stubborn as hell: Whenever Frikster™ successfully makes "a choice" (See page 94 of the Rulebook) he gains +30 to vitality whenever pursuing said choice and -30 to awareness of all other choices.

I like nerdy puzzly things, dark morbid things, steampunk, japanese fashion, sugar gliders and red pandas and the tiny house movement (ha ha, google that last one. I can already see the confused look on your face)

Disclaimer: I'm mostly straight. But, I've done the funky monkey dance with both gendars and have invariably enjoyed myself.
What I’m doing with my life
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Most of my day is spent studying or doing data mining for my supervisor for some conference or another that he has to attend. A lot of my time is also spent scouring the web for obscure forums that I pray will help me in my bleak programming endreavors... ah yes, and there, in the dark misbegotten crevices of the internet there shalt be clattering of teeth and stampering of keyboards for nobody can hear you scream. You see, late nights grovelling for help is all I can do. I'm like the only person at my company who knows anything about programming.

My master's is in neuroscience. When I look at neural networks I get the same sense of awe that others get when they look out to the phantasmagoria that is the night sky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting into awkward situations and inadvertently making myself the center of attention. Fun.


I'm like a failed extrovert.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything fantasy, science fiction, horror, alternative history, historical non-fiction, supernatural, conspiracy theory, anything with dark disturbing and thought provoking humour, anything post-apocalyptic, dystopian, grand. I have a soft spot for anime and webcomics.

I really like these guys:
-Game of Thrones
-The Dark Knight
-The Lord of the Ring: The Return of the King
- Ouran Highschool Host Club
- Two Steps from Hell
- Grendel
and let's not neglect youtube channels:
-Crash Course
-CGP Grey
-Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Words with many vowels and words that describe something specific and interesting. e.g.
- formication (no, it's spelt right)
- sastruga
- anatine
2) My soylent:
You meatwads can enjoy your human food while I embrace the Glorious Evolution. fuckin' love how much time and money it saves.
3) My Audiobooks and podcasts ("You're listening to radiolab...") You will never see me walking alone somewhere without a pair of headsets.
4) Da interwebz and internet humour. If you do not enjoy flirting in internet memes, there are some cute guys/girls on the left that you should probably click on *right now*. Like, quick. Run. What are you still doing reading? Fly you fool.
5) Raves. Proper ones. Psychedelics, crazy lights 'n all. Let's dance and make-out till the sun comes up.
6) My autonomous sensory meridian response. I get it to:
- the sound of heavy rain
- Being alone and listening to any moving water
- the sound of pencil to paper
- whispers
- watching someone draw something that they're specifically drawing for me
- a stethoscope/cold metal across my skin
- being drawn
- someone methodologically touching me gently. Area isn't important. It's the methodological part that brings the feeling of being at the center of someone else's attention that triggers my ASMR.

7) A 50m laned pool without people clogging the lanes or the pool breaking down or schedules changing erratically... UBC's aquatic center can go die in a fire... Ya, swimming does for me what writing poetry seems to do for most of the girls I've ever dated.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my bed with my laptop on my chest and a cup of tea to my side .

Every Friday in fact, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
You should message me if
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You want someone to hold through the long march of the dark night.

Or... If you have a a goodreads account, a tapastic account, a deviantart account, an imdb account, steam, myanimelist or any way of storing your favourite media. Let's set an hour aside and do nothing but chat and compare our favourite books, webcomics, art pieces, movies, computer games, anime and music.

I'm also in the market for a Latin dance partner (incl. Jive). If you have the time, money and commitment, I might like to take lessons with you to eventually compete in a fancy tournament.

I'm also in the market for a swim buddy. If you have the time, money and commitment, I might like to swim against you regularly.

tip: to get me to contact you, you can very easily seduce me into doing so by colouring your profile with stuff you love and viciously explaining to the unenlightened why the stuff you like is so awesome. I'm a sucker for the strongly opinionated.